Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?.
Right, where to start? System of a down, biffy clyro, inme, the used, my chemical romance, the kooks, arctic monkeys, bright eyes, nizlopi, otis reading, thursday, hundred reasons, taking back sunday, frow autumn to ashes, panic! at the disco, slipknot, the letters organize, Dallas Green, Alexisonfire, Kate Nash, jaimey T, Plan B, Enter Shikari, Fei comodo, Blar blar blar........
Edward scissorhands, pulp fiction, saw, true romance, nightmare before christmas.
DIRTY SANCHEZ!! Lost, desperate housewifes, spongebob squarepants, the simpsons, hollyoaks, big brother, Dog the bounty hunter!!! Scuzz!
Erm.. sophies world. Anything philosophical or makes you think. Real life stories. And the occasional cheesy novel.
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