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Jared

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About Me

I play several instruments, go down on the first date, do Chinese Martial Arts (Wutang- Praying Mantis, Taijiquan and Baguazhang) (Shao Choy Hung Chin Na) and study Chinese Medicine and Japanese Acupuncture. I never have groceries. I once broke two teeth with an elastic band. I can be clumsy in a graceful way when properly fueled by alcohol. I am both an intellectual supremacist and an idiot savante.

My Interests

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you need to meet my friend george. watch this video.

My Blog

Adventures squatting at my parent's place

Going through things up in the small bedroom I share with my 12 year old daughter, I spy with my little eye, a man rummaging through my dad's stuff out in the yard. I put my boots on, and my hat and w...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 20:52:00 GMT

Tour dates still needed - throw a house party

Ok everyone. Our tour is finalizing itself, and there are still a handful of gaps in the schedule. Particularly ones centered around NC, SC, TN, GA, AL, FL, MS, and New Orleans. If you live in any of ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 21:20:00 GMT

excerpts from the travel log

3/4/09The vicious cycle of ignorance and disparity was on full display in the Fall River bus station. The makeshift trailer serving as a bus station was littered with the hopeless. There were no smile...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:55:00 GMT

Stupidity makes Fall River Fall River

I was once walking to my apartment, on my way home from 7-11. I was passed by a random very Portuguese looking man-boy, probably early 20s. He said, and I quote, and I am not making this up, 'Hey br...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:01:00 GMT

PETA hypocrites

o Massachusetts just passed a ballot initiative banning greyhound racing citing animal abuses that were, as far as my research has been able to tell, was PETA style over-exaggerated. Kind of like "thi...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:20:00 GMT

10/25/08 - Wilmington, DE - adventures on tour

Saturday, 10/25, was the annual Halloween Horrorcaust at Mojo 13. Vince of Jake and the Stiffs, Walk Among Us, and at least 47 other bands, invited me to perform a few months back. I was also lucky en...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:07:00 GMT

9/16/08 - Cambridge, MA

On Tuesday I had the opportunity to play the Middle East corner after I got out of class. I has been a while since I have played here, and always have a great time, so I was very excited. Upon arriv...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:49:00 GMT

9/12/08 Wilmington, DE

I was very excited to be asked to play Mojo 13 in Wilmington again, and have been looking forward to this show for months. The lineup was incredible. Skinny Dick, Rich Hillen, Jr, me, Jake and the S...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:40:00 GMT

FAQs regarding recent rumors...

Several people have contacted me asking me seemingly random questions which have apparently come from somethings that were said at Rockfest at the New Wave in New Bedford. Instead of repeating past p...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:26:00 GMT

Renunciation

Years ago, I renounced god and organized religion, and eventually found my way into Buddhism. Now I wish to further renounce atheism and agnosticism. This does not mean I believe in god, I still do ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:14:00 GMT