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Hi, I’m Wes. On a scale of one to awesome, I am super cool. I like long walks on the beach at night, explosions, and chocolate milk. Right now i'm in koledge getting my edjumication. I like google. I like google because google tells you anything. If you need information….google it. I like to read random facts that nobody else knows, or cares about for that matter. For instance, I know that some species of frogs can breathe through their butt. You didn’t know that, and now that you do, you don’t care. See? I’m psychic. I’m also a physic: I can predict all your future movements. Don’t worry, you’ll get that tomorrow.One of my greatest ambitions in life is to eat a blue slushie, have a girl eat a red one, and then see if making out will make purple. I know what you’re thinking right about now; there’s something wrong with this guy. Well, you're correct, pat yourself on the back, you get a cookie. I ain’t right, realize it, accept it, and understand that it’s the explanation for most things I say and do. I like to imitate the crocodile hunter, John Wayne, and the rainman….but only on Saturdays, only in the driveway, and only on Saturdays… (If you don’t get that…see the movie). I’ve been told I do a very convincing gay impression, affectionately referred to as ‘Steve’ by my friend Ali. And on that note, let’s just get something straight: I am. When you go out with a group, and the next day you tell someone about your evening and it starts out with “OMG! Wait till you hear what so and so did last night, he's so retarded, but it was funny! yeah….I'm likely to be that guy. My first day of my English class in college, my prof asked the class to compare ourselves to some fictional character and explain why. I chose Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye" Pierce, from the TV show “M*A*S*H* because I will find humor in almost any situation, and i’m always cracking some kind of joke. But, when the time comes to be serious, I am. There are only a few times when you can almost guarantee that I will be serious. When i’m playing baseball, and when i’m drag racing. I drive a ’04 Mullis/Forrester 235" super comp dragster with a 555 Wheeler motor. The quickest and fastest i've been so far is 7.948 @ 167.20 mph. If you’re into drag racing, you know what I meant. If you don’t, that was gibberish to you. I work at Shoot Straight Apopka, and I'm a Criminal Justice major at UCF. ----------------------------------------------------------
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I'd like to meet:

Shawn Hannity, Michael Savage, Mark Levin, John Hagee, My Wife, John Force, Gary Scelzi, Kurt Cobain, Optimus Prime, and that dancing old guy on the six flags commercials

My Blog

The REAL Olympic Medal Count

Look, I don't know much about gymnastics, but I do know that landing a vault on two feet is better than landing one on two knees. Olympic gymnastics judges evidently disagree with me, as they awarded ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:25:00 GMT

I am cursed by Sarahs

I know far too many girls named sarah. I've dated 3 girls named sarah, i work with a sarah, one of my best friends mom is named sarah. last semester in sociology class first day, a real pretty girl ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:00:00 GMT

VD

For many of you out there, today is a special day. It is a day for you and your special someone to go out and have a special, enchanted, romantic evening together. Today, is Valentine's Day, or VD as ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:06:00 GMT

Brakes do not exist at 165 miles per hour

As the titles suggests, they do not. When you're moving down I-4 at 70 mph and you get on the brakes, your car slows down. If you get on them hard, it will stop fairly quickly. At 165 mph, it doesn't ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:47:00 GMT

Interupting Completely Uncalled For

.. width="425" height="350">..>This made me laugh.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:03:00 GMT

Get to know me....

rather than litter my page with these things, i decided id just do a bunch of them and put them in my blog. enjoy------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------You Are Ho...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:38:00 GMT

Screw Physics: Magneto pwns Newton.

Ok, so wicked nerdy title, but its ok, im a nerd...atleast im fast approaching nerd-dom. This isn't a very interesting blog, it's just that i saw this picture and i was so incredibly excited that i qu...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 22:08:00 GMT

What makes the man...

Nothing majorly important my loyal readers, just yet another paper i wrote for school. this one was for my humanities class, the topic was "write about the events in your life that made you into who y...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 19:57:00 GMT

Shoot people for Jesus

So, this past weekend was a blast. I went to disciple now with the church, and got to pass along my collegiate wisdom to some cretinous high school students who were just enthralled with my knowledge....
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 19:26:00 GMT

Bottle Rocket Relationships

Bottle Rockets: Light the fuse, watch it fly high in the sky. Up it goes for a few seconds, whistles a little bit, and spouts some flames. Its bright, shiny, and looks like its just going to keep on g...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:36:00 GMT