They must have sacrificed a calf |
My internet is still working. I don't know what evil spells the IT people are having to perform with their low-budget cauldrons, but I hope they keep it up. Now, if they could just get us ...
Posted by Cole on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST |
I am dumbtarded |
I was organizing my files last night, and just realized I mistakenly deleted chapters 23 and 24 of the book I'm writing.40 pages, roughly a week's worth of work. As editor, I'm firing myself.&nb...
Posted by Cole on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST |
What I Want |
A buddy of mine asked why I don't do the online dating thing, making fun of the fact that I can only meet women when I'm on vacation. Thing is, I know Miss Right is out there, and having a heck ...
Posted by Cole on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:28:00 PST |
My cat weighs 22 pounds |
There's something to be said for escapism. I love technology. On top of providing our military with more fun and efficient ways of killing terrorists, it gives us things like video games w...
Posted by Cole on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST |
Cheerios for lunch |
Having not logged into myspace since some time in July, I had a bunch of stuff to clear out of my myspace inbox. you can't even avoid spam here, it seems. Message title in point:Sammie wou...
Posted by Cole on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST |
scratching my head |
Spent a week in Florida, too busy to be bothered by TVs, newspapers, and the internet. It was blissful. Well, not really blissful, more like hyperkinetic fun. My best friend's three ...
Posted by Cole on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST |
Amber is the color of my lethargy |
I hate coming back from the beach with water stuck in my ear. I also hate peas.
Posted by Cole on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 06:51:00 PST |
Photoshop and Soundforge are tools of the gods |
http://badgods.com/vaderlives.html
Posted by Cole on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:42:00 PST |
Hey, Al Zarqawi! |
How stupid do you feel, burning in hell right now after waxing poetic about martyrdom for 'allah'?
Posted by Cole on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:16:00 PST |
Clouds are wet air |
What would life be like without fingernails? I could have made my fortune inventing devices to pick noses and scabs.
Posted by Cole on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:29:00 PST |
