My interests include my family and friends, writing poetry and stories, drawing and painting, exploring nature, swimming, and camping. I like to read historical romances and thought provoking books too. I like history- roman, egyptian, medievel, castles, dragons, fairies and fairy tales that come true. (big smile)
What would you do if?:
What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: Let off a beefy fart into the phone and hang up on him!
You won the lottery: Buy property and start a commune for gypsies
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Decline rudely and tell them to fuck themselves
You caught a friend stealing from you: I'd kick her ass
You witnessed a murder: I'd narc them out then demand full identity change
A random stranger offered you candy: Give him the 'eyes of death' stare and threaten to rip off his manhood
MySpace and Facebook closed: I'd find something better to do with my life
A genie granted you one wish: Easy... million should be sufficient
You lost your favorite possession: I would cry bitterly
You found 10 dollars on the ground: I'd spend it on smokes and candy
Your date throws up on you: I'd throw up right back
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: It happened... I cried and called my sister to take me to a stylist to fix it!
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: C'est Moi? I'd kiss her full on the mouth
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call the coast guard
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The Basics
First Name:: Melanie
Middle Name:: Michelle
Last Name:: Seibert-Hampton
Nickname(s):: Punkin, Blondie
Age:: 35
Gender:: Female
Date of Birth:: 02-11-72
Occupation:: Housewife/mother
Hometown:: Ovid, Michigan
Ethnicity:: white/Blackfoot American Indian
Height:: 5'5
Weight:: Like I'm gonna tell you that!
Body Type:: Fat
Marital Status:: Happily married
Sexual Orientation:: Bi
Religion:: Christian/Spiritual
Favourites
Colour:: Pink
Animal:: Dog
Food:: Spicy
Number:: 15
Place:: Daytona Beach
Setting:: The beach
Style:: jeans & sweatshirts
Music:: rock and roll!
Climate:: warm with a cool breeze
Scent:: fruity
Flavour:: spicy
Emotion:: Love
This or That
Chocolate or Vanilla?:: Vanilla
Pepsi or Coke?:: Pepsi
Beef or Veggies?:: Beef
Day or Night?:: Night
Clear Skies or Thunderstorms?:: Both- depending on my mood
Kittens or Puppies?:: Puppies
Black & White or Colour?:: Colour
Fingers or Toes?:: Toes
Showers or Baths?:: Baths
Busses or Taxi Cabs?:: Busses
War or Peace?:: Peace
Do you support...
gay marriage?:: For it- marriage is about Love not Gender
war?:: Peace
abortion?:: Against it- if you don't want your baby, I'll adopt her!
legalized marijuana?:: Sure
religion in classrooms?:: Why not? It couldn't hurt at this point
divorce?:: Don't get married in the first place
beauty magazines?:: I like them for their scented pages!
Answer Each Scenario Truthfully
Your phone rings. Who's voice are you hoping to hear when you answer?:: my husbands
Someone unattractive gives you their telephone number and asks for a ring:: tell them I'll have my husband give them a ring
You wake up one morning as the only human on Earth:: I'd finally have that great house on the beach
You turn your television on. What channel appears on screen?:: 80's movies all the time channel
You're about to call to end a relationship when the phone rings. Dead pet.:: Avoidance is underrated
Your plane crashes on an island. Who do you want to be stranded with?:: Zoey the naked stripper and a mexican who can cook
You want to learn a new skill to impress your date. What do you choose?:: Foreign language- French
You see your distant friend crying on their front porch.:: I'd talk to her
Your house catches on fire. What do you grab first?:: my son
You can only talk to one person for the rest of your life. Who is it?:: my son
What's the first word that comes to mind when I say...
Greed?:: government
Jealousy?:: Joe
Hate?:: drugs
Love?:: Robare
Anger?:: rage
Beauty?:: grace
Grace?:: love
Fragile?:: glass
Innocence?:: lost
Sinister?:: dark
Malevolent?:: demon
Curiousity?:: cat
Who was the last person you...
called?:: my mom
hugged?:: my husband
kissed?:: my husband
messaged?:: Erika
drove with?:: my husband
saw in person?:: my son
laughed with?:: my son
thought of?:: my son
wanted to be with?:: my mom
touched?:: my husband
were angry with?:: my husband
Finish the Sentence
I smile most...: when I'm with my family
I love the taste of...: spicy food
It makes me angry when...: I can't do something right
I feel useful when...: I help people
I feel silly when...: I'm tired
I want to...: be happy
I need to...: quit smoking
I really don't like...: sea food
I would die for...: my son
I never want to...: go to jail again
I regret...: hurting people when I don't mean to
I'm thinking about...: the time I ran over that guy who spit in my face
What do you like best about the opposite sex?
Hair Colour:: Dark
Eye Colour:: Green
Height:: tall
Weight:: husky
Personality:: funny
Style in Clothes:: jeans and t-shirt
Style in Music:: rock and roll
Thick or Thin?:: thick- I hope we're only taking about body
Outgoing or Shy?:: outgoing
High Maintenance or Easy to Please?:: easy to please
Graceful or Clumsy?:: graceful
Singer or Dancer?:: singer
Understanding or Sympathetic?:: understanding
Bossy or Laid-Back?:: laid back
Party-go-Getter or Hopeless Romantic?:: hopeless romantic
Wild and Crazy or Timid and Sincere?: wild and crazy
Have you ever...
kissed a stranger?:: yes
swum with dolphins?:: no
done a rock-climb?:: no
been somewhere exotic?:: not really
wanted somebody you couldn't have?:: yes
wanted somebody significantly older?:: yes
wanted somebody significantly younger?:: yes
broken a promise?:: yes
canceled an arranged date?:: yes
walked on the beach?:: yes
kissed in the rain?:: yes
found a sand dollar?:: yes
wished on a star?:: yes
wanted to die?:: often
missed somebody so bad it hurt?:: yes
thought there were monsters under your bed?:: yes
said "I love you" and meant it?:: of course!
wanted to say "I love you," but feared the possible results?:: yes but I did it anyway
had an inside joke that made you laugh at random times?:: yes
doubted yourself?:: yes
said something that made somebody cry?:: yes
kept a secret?:: yes
told a secret?:: yes
donated to a charitable fund?:: yes
punched a wall?:: no- I don't like broken bones
yelled at the opposite sex?:: yes
cheated on a partner?:: yes- after they cheated on me
passed out?:: yes
slept in a bed of the opposite sex?:: yes
kissed the opposite sex?:: yes
kissed the same sex?:: yes
showered with anybody?:: yes
thrown up?:: yes- duh
been arrested?:: twice
been chased by the cops?:: twice- got away both times too!
toilet-papered a house?:: yes
ridden a horse?:: yes
ridden a camel?:: no hahahahaha I don't do camels
fainted?:: yes
cried hysterically?:: yes
seen a ghost?:: yes
wished you were somebody else?:: no
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What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.
Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.
Inside the Room of Your Soul
I'd like to meet:
My teenage self so I could slap her silly.
You Are From Jupiter
You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore newness.
Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating intellectual discussions.
Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom.
Chances are you tend to exaggerate, so try to keep a lid on that.
If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice.
What Planet Are You From?
Music:
Hanoi Rocks is always the best! G-N-R, Junkyard, White Trash, Live, Rolling Stones, CCR, Black Crowes, Thin Lizzy, Smashed Gladys, Transvision Vamp, Faster Pussycat!, Kid Rock, The Strokes, Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, The Cranberries, Dropkick Murphy's, Iron Maiden, 80's Music!!!!!, Steelheart, Ted Nugent, Tesla, Twisted Sister, Great White, Skid Row, John Mellencamp, Greenday, The Ramones, Tool, The Plimsouls, David Bowie, The Runaways, The Waitresses, Josie Cotton, Cinderella, Sam Cooke (Cupid... Draw back your bow...) 4 Non-Blondes, Concrete Blonde, Radiohead, The Talking Heads, Ozzy, T'Pau, EMF, Faith No More, Roxette, Saigon Kick, C&C Music Factory, some Rob Zombie, White Zombie, The Cars, Eurythmics, Native American Pow-Wow.....
Movies:
Everything 80's- Valley Girl, The Goonies, My Chauffeur, Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, St. Elmos Fire, Weird Science, Better Off Dead, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Gremlins, Flashdance, Some Kind of Wonderful... etc
Plus Benny & Joon, The Lost Boys, Dream A Little Dream, anything with the two Coreys, Johnny Depp, Nick Cage, Julia Roberts, Mary Stuart Masterson, Drew Barrymore!!
Television:
Man VS Wild, The Dog Whisperer, CSI, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, House Hunters
Books:
Stephen King and historical romances
Heroes:
God and the people he let love me
