Anything is possible... |
When you have Jesus and black magic on your side!
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 22:11:00 GMT |
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Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:43:00 GMT |
I have a new hero! |
I think Kim, Jung Il might just be my new hero. He doesn't take shit from anyone and does whatever he wants. He also rules his own country as he sees fit. He's pretty much worshipped over there. It is...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 15:43:00 GMT |
People disgust me |
Recently, I've come under the realization that there are no good people in the world. People who do stuff for charity, help out orphans, donate stuff, recycle, etc. are just doing that stuff beca...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:35:00 GMT |
You know you watch too much porn when... |
...you're at a gas station and right before your tank gets full, you pull out the gas pump and spray it all over your windshield. I wouldn't recommend doing it though. People tend to look at you weird...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:25:00 GMT |
For Sale |
I have one soul for sell. Like new, barely used. Hit me up with any offers.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:24:00 GMT |
ETS plan B |
Well, if for whatever reason my first ETS plan doesn't work out, then I think I will move to Japan to become a porn star (the straight kind, you fucking fags).
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 21:17:00 GMT |
My ETS plan |
Here is my current plan for when I get out of the Army: I'm going to move into the mountains and find a cave to live in and become a hermit. I will be devoid of all human contact. I will live wit...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 20:14:00 GMT |
When I'm alone... |
Sometimes, when I'm alone in my room...I like to pretend I'm Spider-man.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:02:00 GMT |
If I was a billionaire playboy... |
If I was a billionaire playboy, I would fight crime at night too.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:02:00 GMT |
