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Trajedy

here comes the pain!!!!!!well,at least its a familiar place!

About Me

well,i'm simple.i love the maniacs(friends/family)who helped me design this ridiculous,insufferable,non-stop,laughable,painslut personality of mine!i have three kids who don't live with me;a daughter(Lejend-11),a daughter(Nikki-16)a son(Dominik-3).I love skatin(blades)i'd die without it.i have THE MOST varied musical taste/cd collection of ANYONE i've ever met.oh yeah,i sometimes paint and write.my personality is hard for me to live with;i need to set up some ground rules and stop screwin with EVERYTHING!!!

My Interests

skating,shooting...well;guns,music,pain(as long as its funny or someone gets hurt)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jackson lanford,jax,trajedy,painslut
Birthday: 09-04-69
Birthplace: phoenix
Current Location: a chair(with friggin wheels!!!!)
Eye Color: God's leftover brown
Hair Color: brown with a hint of brown
Height: 1,072 1/16ths of an inch
Right Handed or Left Handed: if i'm not feelin frisky,right
Your Heritage: freakinese
The Shoes You Wore Today: steel-toe work boots(11hrs and 15 mins)
Your Weakness: back scratches,and a clean-kissable mouth
Your Fears: being misunderstood.more loved ones dying
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom,black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: skate 50 miles without stopping
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: howrya
Thoughts First Waking Up: right on!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: legs
Your Bedtime: always at least an hour too late
Your Most Missed Memory: my daughter Lejend smilin at two years old
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: carls jr
Single or Group Dates: group,crazier things can happen
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: pey-o-tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither,caffeine makes nutty,BAD NUTTY
Do you Smoke: at about 315 degrees
Do you Swear: to do what?
Do you Sing: A LOT!!in public,and sometimes when inappropriate
Do you Shower Daily: when possible
Have you Been in Love: 6 times
Do you want to go to College: again,sure
Do you want to get Married: WHOOOAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you belive in yourself: myself and some of the others in here.ssshhhh
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: maybe,if you like to laugh
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: fantastically
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: bow ga bow bow,bow bow
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no,its not conducive to skating
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no,well heroin,wait,NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Doggamn,who wrote this!!??no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: i am an attention-loving-whore
In the past month have you been Dumped: yep
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i think so
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO!i hate thievin jerks
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: many,many times.painslut's my nickname
Ever Shoplifted: long ago
How do you want to Die: awake,painfully,in a car in a tornado with a camcorder
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid
What country would you most like to Visit: i only like U.S.A
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: less than 5'10"
Weight: less than 140
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: 10
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1 branding
Number of things in my Past I Regret: dont know,bound to be somthin

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! someone gets hurt)art

I'd like to meet:

some of the Jerks in my head!Matt Hughes,more gun owners,duct tape with somethin funny to say,myself if i could just calm down,someone named Meat!

Music:

SIGNS OF BETRAYAL(THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD,you'll see!!!!)CHEMLAB,rob zombie,system of a down,crystal method,johnny cash,snakefarm,snake river conspiracy,skrew,tori amos,richard cheese:metal,industrial,thrash,techno,trance,anything trippy or wierd
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Movies:

HEAT(GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!)legend,boondock saints,big lebowski,BLADERUNNER,matrix,LOVE AND A 45,strange brew

Television:

sucks except U.F.C

Books:

I'm using this spot for "Bad Toy Ideas" my friends and I have come up with.If it's not my idea,I'll put the originators name after it. BAD TOY IDEAS!!!! oil twister,superglue thumbwrestling,barbedwire jumprope,razortag,viscious rat hackeysack,slip n slide bowling,pogo boxing,blindfold mumbletypeg,hungry hungry tapeworm,seamonkeys plus jellyfish,shoots and bladders(matt),c-4 sillyputty(nestor),drill pops(nestor),fiberglass pajamas(nestor),nerf pinatas(nestor),lead whistles(nestor),little lisas broken glass handstand kit,truth or tracheotomy,7500 volt operation(candice),superglue twister(candice),my 1st meth lab(andrew l),lil gangbangers glok set(andrew l),kiddie kill yourself suicide kit(andrew l),pocket fire alarm simulator,baby bonesaw,kiddie cutter self-piercing kit,babys 1st tattoo set,splinter pencil,gulf war sandbox,build-your-own concentration camp,little Hitler easybake oven,complete tea set for HOOKERS(chris l),raise your own Komodo dragons,Black Cat trick ear plugs,parasitic Play Doh,fun with broken glass,pin the scorpion on the donkey,Gatoraid reptile breeding kit,hopscotch 80 proof,tethercat,dodgewall,bobbing for jellyfish,cabbage patch firestarter(mamie),barbie and ken suicide bombers(mamie),gas chamber tree house

Heroes:

wallace and Ladmo,my mommy,brother Chris,nikki and ashley

My Blog

Concert season,Cuz!!!!

Concert season is upon us!!There are at least 15 KILLER shows coming this summer,and I should be at them all!!Anyone who wants to go should contact me for details,(even the two who wont talk to me{you...
Posted by Trajedy on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:46:00 PST

Funny!!!!!

Isn't it funny,(ironic),how when someone you love desserts you,someone else you love comes back into your life!!I love you,Angie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you tanya!!!!
Posted by Trajedy on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:49:00 PST

Six and Ashley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These two girls are my heroes(heroines) in the biggest way possible!!!Nikki is fiercely loyal!!you cannot find a person who will stick by you,more strongly than she will!!I lost her for fourteen years...
Posted by Trajedy on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

profiles

i guess people are taking,"Myspace" too seriously!!!people are now setting their profiles to 'private'!!this cracks me up,as 'myspace' is basically just interactive e-mail! if your 'myspace' is set to...
Posted by Trajedy on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

uh,what?!!!

first,what the hell does "blog" mean!?okay,im very sad.relationships don't seem to like me.to say i have bad luck with them is like saying battery acid makes a decent skin lotion.i don't even know who...
Posted by Trajedy on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST