my pet larry: (thanks carol)hi. my name is elizabeth yarden. soy mexicana, orgullosamente jaliciense. i was born in santa monica. i majored in linguistics at ucla. i am fascinated by the recursive principle. i am a pit of useless knowledge. i competed in the spelling bee every year in elementary school. i am a member of a sorority <[i>sigma lambda gamma]. i grew up in inglewood. my favorite animal is the pig. my favorite color is green . i love steak and mashed potatoes. cheese and butter are my guilty pleasures. i hardly ever answer my phone. [don't call me. text me]. i avoid using apostrophes when possible. (except with the word don't. i cannot bring my self to say "do not" in casual conversation). i am a grammar snob. i am an easily irritated person. i have bouts of road rage. i hate driving. i have anger management problems. i have the best friends ever. i love mexico. i have three siblings. all younger, all blonder and all with green eyes (maybe blue). i have hazel eyes. i like to wear dresses. even if i don't wear them often. i wear polo shirts almost every day. i have an addictive personality. i live beyond my means. some people think i am odd. i am odd. i can be obsessive compulsive. i like even numbers, but i love the number 3. i was born in may. i rarely use capital letters. i want to be a housewife. i am a simple person. with complicated thoughts.
