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About Me

I stink really bad, I don't have a job, and I can usually be found drunk somewhere trying to bum change to get cheap wine. I have sex with 32 dirty ass stinky hippies like myself each day.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My dream woman!
A film crew!
Your mom!
People who like music!
Somebody that I met in a dream!
My own personal dispute settler!
Somebody to take naps with and cuddle with!
My own personal hitman!
Women who want a foot massage!
An agent!
Someone to make phone calls and arrange everything I need!
A woman who wants to use me for sex!
Anyone who wants to talk music, books, movies, or football
The person who will murder me!
People to go to shows/concerts with

My Blog

I Made Lasagna For the First Time

... And it is fucking badass! Add this to the list of already thousands of reasons why I RULE! This is not only the best lasagna I've ever tasted, but I would easily enter it in a competition with som...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:10:00 GMT

I Got Robbed at Work, Then Scolded

It is 4:22 AM, I am just now getting home from work. I received this quote just before leaving:"Why didn't you get any of this done?"This was in reference to me not having completed ALL of my tasks be...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:22:00 GMT

The Life and Times of Person Who Can't Wink

It's still fucking January. This is the shittiest month of the year. Maybe we're in The Great Depression Vol. II- who knows? It's cold, the economy sucks, whatever. So I have been acting strange latel...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:05:00 GMT

Can Satan Help Relieve Stress?

I PUSSED OUT!!!! MOST OF THIS WAS DELETED. Not because I pissed off half the world by writing it, but because it's over and done, and I'm letting this shit go, it's behind me, i'm moving on. For those...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:04:00 GMT

Snubbed Again!

People Magazine released its new Sexiest Man Alive edition and once again, I was not in it. This is 36th straight time this has happened. I will be contacting the editor and demanding an explanation; ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:06:00 GMT

One Day Later

Today, some stupid fucking whore pulled out in front of me and totalled my Scion. Everything I owned was in the car. I am totally fucked. I was driving down Pfieffer, going through a green light, and ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:04:00 GMT

My Time in Austin

I busted my ass to get through school, overcame every obstacle thrown at me, worked two jobs, went through a divorce, financial problems, you name it...I beat it. I did my part, I completed school, ea...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:43:00 GMT

The Tragic Incident and the Aftermath That Ensued

WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINSOFFENSIVE CONTENT!!!     The Tragic Incident and the Aftermath That Ensued by Tony J. Neal            &nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:56:00 GMT

The Waning Hours of Headless Sensation

The Waning Hours Of Headless Sensation by Tony J. Neal ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />             &nbs.. .
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:55:00 GMT

Shannon

WARNING!!!! CONTAINS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT CONTENT AND MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME VIEWERS!!! Shannon by Tony J. Neal              The fir...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:38:00 GMT