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About Me

Well, I live in the dreadful town of Craig...I suggest you never visit = ] I wish people would stop telling me I look Mexican...I don't = ] I'm pretty much an airheadNO !!! I don't dye my hair...it's naturally this dark. Someday I wanna live in Boston = ] I find the good in everybodyI wanna meet Dr.Phil...he's the coolest = ] You can either love my QUIRKINESS or hate my OBNOXIOUSNESS = ]I have this fear that I'll become a bumI love KOOL-AID more than anybody else I wear a lot of green John Deere Green is my favorite color = ] I say haha...loser a lot I hate fishing... Old perverted men creep me out...I think high school walkouts are lame... I don't like anti-Bush people I think Jessica Simpson is awesome = ] I'm probably the exact opposite of what you think of meEverybody says I should be a lawyer, because I'm a great bullshitterI miss El Centro = [ I wish I could snowboardI think I really make life worth living for a lot of people...no joke man.People say I'm unique...which is a nice way of saying I'm weird. I dig people that can speak PROPER English...I have the most awesome friends anybody could ever have...Music is the only thing that gets rid of my headaches

My Interests

Softball Music Friends Shopping funny pictures atK-MART Lip Gloss Movies Guys BOWLING Writing crazy stories... Cool People Drinking LOTS of coffee Going to GJ

I'd like to meet:

Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back..mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass, I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!! AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *smack* IM FROM THE FUTURE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

Music:

- Lyfe Jennings
-Tenacious D
- Alanis Morissette
- P.O.D.
- Red Jumpsuit Aparatus
- Tim McGraw
- Rascal Flatts
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Akon
- Amber Pacific
- GooGooDolls
- Landon Pigg
- Rihanna
- Fort Minor
- Elan
- Under Oath
- The Used
- Mike Jones
- Fat Knuckle Jack
- Kanye West
-Midnight to Twelve
**LOTS OF OTHERS**

Movies:

The Notebook The Sandlot The 40 Year Old Virgin PHAT Girlz The Longest Yard Crash The Ringer

Books:

Beach Road Blood Orange Do or Die Lucky Lovely Bones Rule of the Bone Unfit For Command A Time To Kill The Five People You Meet In Heaven

Heroes:

DR. PHIL Vanilla Ice = ]

My Blog

Cali. pt. ONE

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Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

Do you REALLY know me?

Let's see who REALLY knows me...Lets see the funny shit u people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. My name:Who is the lov...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

iTunes coolness

Here's a new song shuffle questionnaireSo, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that'...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

Proudly...not blonde = ]

TWO BLONDESTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking andone blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away,Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns ...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST

CALIFORNIA

I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...-Everyone hates cops.-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.-The mexicans are everywhere! -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours.- I say "like" and...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

90's kiddoes = ]

You're a 90's kid if:U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!You just cant resist finishing this... "Ii...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST

eh...the BASKETBALL game blew = [

Freakin' eh... Why'd the Heat have to win? The refs. gave the game to 'em. Just breath on jackass Wayde and it's a freakin' FOUL *blah*...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:17:00 PST

SENIOR PRANKS

1. Release a bunch of chickens during an assembly. 2. Put saran wrap over all the toliets. (Make sure it can't be seen without close inspection) Make sure it's over the toilet bowl but under the toile...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:04:00 PST

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:07:00 PST

Disrespectful Assholes

Alright! So we had the assembly tonight. I thought it went really well. Me and a few other peoples in Student Council had to dress all 80's,right. We did an 80's game show. I thought it was awesome,bu...
Posted by *[[+ALYSSA+]]* on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 04:39:00 PST