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Like butter on a pancake...

Like mutha fuckin bass in your mutha fuckin face!

About Me


I'm a laid back chick who loves to chill, but I have bit of a wild streak. I'm always looking for new people to talk to, guys AND girls. I love music, dancing, and movies. My favorite foods are steak and sushi. I'm a pretty simple person, and I'm very outspoken, which gets me into trouble sometimes. I always give my honest opinion, whether you want to hear it or not, so if you're a little bitch and your feelings are easily hurt, stay away. I can be really brutal at times, but I can take it so it's okay for me to dish it out. I'm a scorpio, and I have a lot of the typical characteristics of one. For example, I have a sharp tongue, absolutely no patience, and I'm EXTREMELY loyal to the people who are closest to me. I feel like I'm a really open person. I'm always up for trying something new, and love to hear about other people's perspectives. However, IF YOU DON'T MESSAGE ME AND/OR I DON'T KNOW YOU PERSONALLY I WILL NOT ADD YOU!

My Interests


Usually I'm pretty low key. I like watching movies, going out for dinner and drinks, hanging out in bars and shooting pool (even though I totally suck). But when I party, I do it right! Party like a rockstar! I also love playing card and board games. I love Hold 'Em, chess, cribbage, dominoes, Monopoly, Clue, etc.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone who has something intelligent to say. I mean it. Otherwise don't waste my time. I'm always looking for people to kick it with, chat with, party with, whatever. Oh, and this is VERY IMPORTANT: I am extremely shallow so IF YOU'RE NOT HOT, DON'T BOTHER ME.

Music:


I'll listen to just about anything except country and most emo. Too many sappy love songs make me wanna puke. Some of my favorite artists are HIM, AFI, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, My Chemical Romance, Deftones, Chevelle, Shinedown, Christina Aguilera, Mike Jones, Slim Thug, Fiona Apple, Micheal Jackson, Billy Idol, Madonna, The Doors, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, this list goes on and on and on.... Oh yeah, and I LOVE me some techno!

Movies:

My pirate name is: Captain Jenny Cash Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. I love movies that make you think. And twisted shit. I can't stand sappy romantic comedies and low-budget "scary" movies. I love cartoons though. The best is getting wasted and watching something stupid like Ice Age. Indie films rock too.

Television:

Gotta have the Simpsons, Family Guy, MTV, and Comedy Central. I love to laugh, but I don't do it as often as I'd like. I need more funny people in my life.

Books:


Heroes:


My Blog

The Predator Monologue

You don't know me, but here I am. I'm giving myself to you. Pay attention! Do you see me here on my knees, my heart in my hands, outstretched before you? Take it please! It causes me too much pain her...
Posted by Like butter on a pancake... on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 09:16:00 PST

My Insouciant Treatise

She's sweet. You look and her and your mind is clouded with a soft comfortable mist that smells like her. She draws you in, holds you tight, loves you, gives to you, touches you. You feel so much good...
Posted by Like butter on a pancake... on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:19:00 PST

Lose your reality

There always comes a point in your life when you stop, look around, and wonder, 'How the hell did I get here?!'. I stop to reflect on the choices I've made in the past, and I wonder what happened to t...
Posted by Like butter on a pancake... on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 03:52:00 PST