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Manatee

I DEMAND MORE BOOZE!!!!

About Me

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Manatees (family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large aquatic mammals sometimes known as sea cows. The Trichechidae differ from the Dugongidae in the shape of the skull and the shape of the tail. Manatees' tails are paddle-shaped, while the Dugong's is forked. It is an herbivore, spending most of its time grazing in shallow waters.Manatees inhabit shallow, marshy coastal areas of North, Central, and South America, and the Caribbean Sea.Manatees are killed and injured by propellors and by impacts from boat hulls. They're also crushed in water control structures (navigation locks, flood gates, etc.), drown in pipes and culverts and are occasionally killed due to ingestion of fishing gear (hooks have been known to perforate the GI tract and, as was pointed out, monofilament fishing line can entangle the gut) and entanglement in fishing gear.Manatees often congregate near power plants, which warm the waters. Some have become reliant on this source of unnatural heat and have ceased migrating to warmer waters. Some power plants have recently been closing and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is trying to find a new way to heat the water for these manatees.The main water treatment plant in Guyana has three manatees that keep storage canals clear of weeds.

My Interests

i love swimming, especially in summer because the water is warmer. i used to play chicken with oncoming boats but i had a bad experience which i still have nightmares about. You could say im an alternative manatee who loves a bit of rock and who loves his booze. so if you wanna get pissed with a massive mammal then look me up. i am also an artist, from paintings, sculptures and sfx, it's amazing what i can do with these flippers. i also organise fish stock.

I'd like to meet:

nice mammals especially aquatic ones. If your a fisher man or own a boat with a propellar then please leave me alone, i still have the scars.

Music:

One Toy Soldier, The New Cassettes, he sold space, the clock and the moon, alice room, stuart bruce, my first tooth, Kapowski, The Retro Spankees, The Phil Collins 3, Jizum Stick, Tanaou, no remote, dr josh, the wow senario, get cape wear cape fly, Bloc Party, The prodigy, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, The Used, Bjork is badass, Foo Fighters, Tool, Incubus, At The Drive In, The Mars Volta, the transformers the movie sound track, a perfect circle, snot, you get the picture.

Movies:

Star wars, star wars, star wars, star wars, Fight Club, Aliens, Predator, The Blob, Requiem for a Dream, Seven, Saw, Transformers (robots in disguise), Bubba Ho Tep, The Evil Dead, Flight of the Navigator, Almost Famous, High Fidelity, Clerks (kevin smith in general), bad taste, sin city, from dusk til dawn, willow, empire records, freddy vs jason, trainspotting, happy gilmore, u-turn, happiness, rushmore, trespass, robocop, the goonies, terminator, usual suspects x-men, tarantino, man bites dog, dazed and confused, american history x, interview with the vampire, very bad things, fargo, the big lebowski, dark crystal, labyrith, baseket ball, back to the future, shaun of the dead, ghost busters, chopper, toy story, hell boy, blade 2, spirited away, pirates of the caribean, space balls, highlander, tremors, big trouble in little china, the thing, cube, krull, hawk the slayer, Manga, well pretty much every thing

Television:

most TV is absolute balls nowa days apart from Lost and My Name is Earl. i love spaced with a manatee passion. black books, family guy, futurama etc, but im never really in much to watch tv.

Books:

i can't read i'm a manatee, plus the pages get all soggy

Heroes:

Dr Hammond from Jurassic Park Because he made dinosurs, predator, yoda, simon pegg, nick frost, bill bailey, marsha kline, kit fisto (he has ace dreads), springer (the transformer), ken (from street fighter 2)GUINESS!!!!!!