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Ghetto Steve

About Me

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life.
If life seems jolly rotten,
there's something you've forgotten:
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly, chumps!
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life.
For life is quite absurd,
and death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin!
Give the audience a grin!
Enjoy it! It's your last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death.
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit.
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go!
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
So always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Hello!! My name is Tony. I sometimes go by Ghetto Steve, some variation of T-Dawg, or even, on occasion, Fid Fid. I have seen Brokeback Mountain a total of 8 times. If I see it twice more at theatres, I will get an eleventh viewing free. I now have a two view lead over my homeboy Matt.
I lived from Carlton, MN. A town famous for nothing. The only publicity we have is the Exit sign on I-35. Anyway, I gradiated from Carlton High School and am going to UW-S currently to major in something or another. I have no idea what. But I enjoy my classes andthe college life in general. Even if I feel like I need a motivational seminizar to get through my homework.
I love acting and stuff like that, I have been in the last three CHS plays, as well as two for Chariot Productions, a Christian theatre group, and most recently the County Seat Theatre, and I am now involved in a UWS production called The Dead Guy. You should all probably see it. There is nothing that is more fun than being on stage.
I am generally a very sarcastic person, mainly because I needed a sense of humor to compensate for my lack of atheticism and/or good looks. Most would argue that I lack all three. My response: Whatever. I would like to think that I am a somewhat OK guy, even if I have a tendancy to say the wrong thing at precisely the worst moment (like telling a professor "That's what she said").
I also stay up until 1:44 AM writing this stuff because I feel that waking up with a full night of sleep is kinda stupid. To be honest, this is kinda stupid. I could be studying or sleeping or something, instead of writing this so people I barely talk to can read this and not friggin care about it. Oh, and if you EVER ask me why you are not on my top friends, I will pray that you get cancer.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mitch Hedberg
Herbert Kornfeld- Tha Stone Cold Funky-Fresh Bad-Ass Of Accountz Reeceevable. May you chill in peace, brutha, and send tha' muhfukka who be killin' you to an early afterlife, fo' shizzle.
George Washington
Severus Snape
Steve Irwin
Freddy Mercury
Jesus of Nazareth
John Cleese (but not until he is dead)
Brian of Nazareth
Unfortunately, as you are alive, you can not be on this list. I would have added John Travolta, but then I realized that this was not an "I'd Like to Punch in the Face" list.

In honor of Pedro and Andreas!
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Zidane is my Homeboy

My Blog

My Letter to George Bush.

Dear George "Not H." W. Bush,                  Hello. My name is Tony Abbott. I am 18, and I currently attend the University o...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:39:00 GMT

Repost This Now!!

YOU HAVE STARTED TO READ THIS BLOG!!! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS!! If you repost this in the next minute or so, the powers of reposting chain letters will cause you to live the happiest life i...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:00:00 GMT

A Roundabout Train of Thought... Sponsored by Amtrak, the BEST trains to travel on anywhere!

I was wondering today about the stadiums and other places that have the names of countries plastered on them because the sports teams, public building organizers, etc. needed money, and to bail them o...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:40:00 GMT

What? It's TOMORROW??

The Fourth of July is a great time of the year. We all should remember our country's roots, and what could be better than thinking about July 4th, 1776, when the fathers of our country, George Washing...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:32:00 GMT

Glad they're doing SOMETHING about cigarette use.

I was in the Little Store today, and I went to but some lunch, which happened to be Cheddar Barbeque Doritos. Those aren't that great, by the way... Anyway, I went to the checkout line, and I saw this...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 19:32:00 GMT

The worst movie in the universe...

is and always will be Fever Pitch. That movie just defiles cinema so much that it sends it back about a decade. But actually, this blog is a review of a movie that really, should never have ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 21:13:00 GMT

a poem that matt and i came up with

lying slain by misery by i.m. deemo and anon emos   the darkness of burning fire can only loathe my agony& it precipitates loneliness and anguish. i ask "why! why& must i live with this angel ros...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 14:21:00 GMT

A (Sort Of) Revelation About Fast Food...

Coming home from a Knowledge Bowl Tournament today, the bus that carried our team stopped by McDonalds... which would not be bad, except that I happen to be extremely anti-McDonalds. So anyway, after ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:40:00 GMT

The Best Invention You Will Ever Hear Of

All right, guys. I am here to put an idea on the web so amazing, so wonderful, and so awesome that everyone will love it and try to invent it. But first, let's get some background. I was talking to my...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:10:00 GMT

I Utterly Refuse To Observe Valentine's Day

I hate Valentine's Day. Or, if you are a lazy typist or a really dumb person "V-Day". Calling it "V-Day" is a good reason to do some sort of corrective measure, like taunting that person, or even chuc...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 14:01:00 GMT