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THE BARONESS

Beat me, kick me, punch me, bite me, but whatever you do...just don't Fucking bore me!

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ok....so here we go!.... to all the gentlemen out there who are looking for casual incounters or for something more meaningful.....I'm a Big Beautiful Woman who will knock ur socks off....I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm cool and I'm independent...and besides from being a BBW I also have a big heart that I wear on my sleeve that can be easily broken....so for all u heartbreakers out there...leave me alone!To know me is to love me!...As you can see I love to smoke weed, alot...I don't judge anyone because I don't want to be judge...I'm a cool-ass person who likes to hang with her friends and family...I love my Yankees (born and breed, baby) and I love my Harry Potter (fuck what u think)...I like almost all kinds of music and i'm open to some...I like people who are smart, funny and they don't take themselves to seriously and when life throws them lemons they make lemonade...I like to think, no wait, I KNOW that i'm a very giving lover...I'm pretty much open to anything if it's me, a guy and 4 walls...dude I'll curl your toes...So if ur looking for a flaca...i'm not her...if ur looking for an ornament who will look good on ur arm...i'm not her...if ur looking for a woman who will stimulate u mentally, physically and emotionally, who will cook u a great meal, who will have ur back,(and help wash it too...lol), whether ur right or wrong then take the first step and say "Hello"...if not...oh well...your loss.........Later...........................To let go isn't to forget, not think about or ignore. It doesn't leave feelings of anger, jeolousy or regret. Letting go isn't winning and it isn't losing. It's not about pride and it's not about how you appear, and it's not about obsessing or dwelling on the past. Letting go isn't blocking memories or thinking sad thoughts, and doesn't leave emptiness, hurt or sadness. It's not giving in or giving up. Letting go isn't about loss and it's not defeat. To let go is to cherish memories, but to overcome and move on. It is having an open mind and confidence in the future. Letting go is accepting. It is learning and experience and growing. To let go is to be thankful for the experiences that made you laugh, made you cry and made you grow. It's about all that you have, all that you had and all that you will soon gain. Letting go is having the courage to accept change and the strengh to keep moving. Letting go is growing up. It is realizing that the heart can sometimes be the most potent remedy. To let go is to open a door, and to clear a path and to set yourself free... ~Anonymous~A strong woman is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely, Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter...A strong woman is both soft and powerful, she is both practical and spiritual...A strong woman in her essence is a gift to all the world... ~Anonymous~PHENOMENAL WOMAN.............Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms, The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me............. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet, I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me............ Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them, They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me........... Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed. I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing, It ought to make you proud. I say, It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need of my care. 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.........~Maya Angelou~.......In and Out Of Time.......... The sun has come. The mist has gone. We see in the distance... our long way home. I was always yours to have. You were always mine. We have loved each other in and out of time...When the first stone looked up at the blazing sun and the first tree struggled up from the forest floor I had always loved you more. You freed your braids... gave your hair to the breeze. It hummed like a hive of honey bees. I reached in the mass for the sweet honey comb there.... Mmmm...God how I love your hair. You saw me bludgeoned by circumstance. Lost, injured, hurt by chance. I screamed to the heavens....loudly screamed.... Trying to change our nightmares to dreams...The sun has come. The mist has gone. We see in the distance our long way home. I was always yours to have. You were always mine. We have loved each other in and out, in and out, in and out, of time.~ Maya Angelo ~".........................I AM............... I am. A Daughter, a sister, a grand-daughter, a niece, a cousin, a friend. I am a partner, a student, a young girl and a grown woman. I am confident and scared, terrifed and excited. I am loving and caring, and thoughtful and hopeful. I am sick and tired. I am shy and friendly and careful and careless. I am broken and whole. I am misunderstood, misguided and mislead. I am hard-working and determined, but a little scared on the inside. I wish on stars and dream my dreams. I pray to god and cry my tears. I smile on the outside, while i'm dying on the inside. I listen to others who won't listen to me. I walk on eggshells, and I walk on fire. I believe in passion, but not true love. I love you and I push you away. I want you but not so close. I am everything and nothing all at once and all I want is for you LOVE ME ..." ~Anonymous~found this love layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com
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"Relationships..... There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the YOU you love, well, that's just fabulous." ~Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City~A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind....A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control over her destiny.EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ... how to fall in love without losing herself.EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ... how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without; ruining the friendship...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ... when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ... that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW. .. that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ... what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ... how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW .. whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ... where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table... or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW. .. what she can and can't accomplish in a day... a month...and a year...
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"Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away." ~ Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City ~"When it comes to relationships, maybe we're all in glass houses, and shouldn't throw stones. Because you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies..." ~ Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City ~

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El Spanglish National Anthem......En my Viejo San Juan They raise the price of pan So I fly to Manhattan... It was there that I swear Everyone took welfare Especially the Latins!...To El Barrio I went In pursuit of low rent In a five room apartment Where my neighbors will be Puerto Ricans like me Dressed in tropical garments...I know I know, I know I'll miss Puerto Rico (Land of de Palm trees) And so, And so and so I'll live in El Barrio's (Latin Community)...And whennnnn I hit the numbers I'll return to San Juan Afford the price of pan Until my life is done (Island blessed by the sun Here I come Here I come Donde my roots are from)...Many years came and went Fell behind on my rent Cursed Christopher Columbus... Worked as hard as I could But my luck was no good Never once hit the numbers...Now everyday I pray Before passing away And going six foot under That again I will see People who look like me In my island of wonders...I know I know I know I'll reach Puerto Rico (Y live to be ninety three) And so And so Once in Puerto Rico (Won't be a minority)...Y Paaaaa' El carajo with the numbers If I can't fly I'll swim Straight from El Barrio Back to Puerto Rico (Island by the sun blessed Island I never left I will settle there next)...Asi es how it must be For the whole family Dice our destineeeee!... De weather wasn't nice Comfort cost a high price Unlike in Puerto Rico We kept cooking the rice And re-heating the beans And making cuchifrito...De hard times were plenty De pockets stayed empty But the soul nunca dyyyyyed And junto we survived And danced after we cried Defending nuestro pride...I know I know I know Next stop's Puerto Rico (So help me OTB And so And so And so I won't be called Chico By the Statue of Liberty)...Y thennnnn Con familia and friends Good times will never end Learn how to laugh again And stop sheeteen on ten (Once in my country I will be I will be Who has always been me)...In Spanish there were bills In English there were bills That just kept getting bigger... Categorized as hicks We were called dirty spicks Blanco trash and black niggers...Las botanicas saved Us from an early grave All aspirin did wass kill joo!... Muchas gracias Chango La Plena y el Mambo For coming to the rescue!...I know I know I know We have been in limbo (We're in New York City) And so And so And so Almost misplaced my soul (Somewhere in New Jersey)...Porqueeeee blood is Thicker than Coca-Cola I have very high hopes Of rejoining my folks With them I'm never broke Y at last I will find That there is peace of mind Everything will be fine...In Borinquen we'll be Enjoying our history For mucho centuries We registered to vote Thinking that there was hope In elected officials... Pero as soon as they win For a moment they grin Then they drop all the issues...Many dropped out of school Others went to college Trying hard to get somewhere... In the land of da free Where without a degree You cannot collect welfare...I know I know I know I'll always play dominoes (Wherever I may be) And go And go And go To local bodegas (For Bustelo coffee)...Be-cosssss I'm still in Puerto Rico Only my body came My strong spirit remains Everything's still de same (I truly do believe You can leave and still be Where Mami met Papi)...Some did assimilate In de United States They got rid of de accent Tho whenever they spoke That will always unmask them!...But de majority Kept their identity Never did lose their accent!... They were proud not ashamed Of their Boricua names If you don't believe ask them...I know I know I know I am being followed (By my destiny)B And so And so And so I will never be swallowed (By inferiority)... And whennnnn De plane takes off again I know that there will be No return trips for me Back to New York City (Island blessed by the sun Here I come Here I come Donde my roots are from)...And with my family We'll struggle and believe That one day we'll be free... Written by: Reverend Pedro Pietri Poet in Residence/Co-Director El Puerto Rican Embassy
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Yo se lo que son los encantos de mi borinquen hermosa por eso la quiero yo tanto por siempre la llamare Preciosa yo se de sus hembras triguenas se del olor de sus rosas por eso a mi tierra riquena por siempre la llamare Preciosa...Isla del caribe Isla del caribe Borinquen...Preciosa te llaman las olas del mar que te bana Preciosa por ser un encanto por ser un Eden Y tienes la noble hidalguia de la Madre Espana y el fiero cantio del indio bravio lo tienes tambienPreciosa te llaman los bardos que cantan tu historia No importa el tirano te trate con negra maldadPreciosa seras sin bandera sin lauros, ni gloria Preciosa, Preciosate llaman los hijos de la libertad... Preciosa te llevo dentro muy dentro di mi corazon y mientras mas pasa el tiempo en ti se vuelca mi amorporque ahora es que comprendo porque ahora es que comprendo que aunque pase lo que pase yo sere puertoriqueno yo sere puertoriqueno por donde quiera que ande, ooohhh por que lo llevo en la sangre por herencia de mis padres y con orgullo repito yo te quiero Puerto Rico yo te quiero Puerto Ricoy por eso es que me nace hoy dedicarle este canto a ese noble jibarito Raphael y a mi isla del encanto yo te quiero Puerto Rico yo te quiero Puerto Rico
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National Anthem of Puerto RicoLa tierra de Borinquen donde he nacido yo es un jardín florido de mágico primor....Un cielo siempre nítido le sirve de dosel y dan arrullos plácidos las olas a sus pies....Cuando a sus playas llegó Colón Exclamó lleno de admiración: "Oh!, oh!, oh!, esta es la linda tierra que busco yo"....Es Borinquen la hija, la hija del mar y el sol, del mar y el sol, del mar y el sol, del mar y el sol, del mar y el sol...... ......Spanish graphics from www.MyOnda.com......PUERTO RICANS dont just kiss, we make out... PUERTO RICANS dont just fore play, we fuck!... PUERTO RICANS dont relax, we chill... PUERTO RICANS dont dance, perreamos... PUERTO RICANS dont talk bad, we talk shit... PUERTO RICANS lips arent just hot, they're the lips you wish you could kiss... PUERTO RICANS dont do it, we do it Suavecito... PUERTO RICANS are the people you could ALWAYS trust... PUERTO RICANS are the best REGGAET0N dancers ;)... PUERTO RICANS arent nice, we the shit... PUERTO RICANS arent just friends, we are fuck buddies... PUERTO RICANS arent cool, we are cabrones!!... PUERTO RICANS are sexy! PUERTO RICANS are blessed when they are born because now we're proud to tell everybody that we are PUERTO RICAN!... PUERTO RICANS are...there isnt enough words that could explain how and who PUERTO RICANS are... People envy us because they know we are better!!!!... No nationality is more BANGiN then the PUERTO RICANS!!!!!!!! && EVERYB0DY L0VES US BECAUSE WE ARE UNIQUE iN THE BEST WAYS THAT THERE C0ULD BE!!!!!! !!!!! WE ARE PUERTO RICANS & S0 FUCKiiN PR0UD 0F iiT !!!!!
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You Know You're PuertoRican When.....You put your clean pots in the oven for storage...Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove...Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake...You have to say " Bendicion " to your grandmother/ mother/aunts when you come in and before you leave...Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you...You call all cereal "con flay"...You call any sneaker "tenis"...You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food...Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted will make you get sick...You need that piece of cake before you leave the party...You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday... "La Correa" (belt) or "La Chancla" (slipper) were used to discipline you...You grow up afraid of "EL CUCO"...You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall... The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it...You blast the music at 8am to clean the house on a Saturday...The whole family gathers around and stands still in front of the video camera at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a regular camera...You set up a "hamaca" (hammock) whenever your family goes to the park...You are older than one of your uncles or aunts...Your Mom has two sets of dishes and bed sheets: One for everyday use and the other for "cuando llege visita (for visitors)...Your mother keeps the rice in a big green soda-cracker can and instead of a scoop inside it's a empty can of Goya beans...You go to a birthday party and your friends that couldn't go are asking you to bring them back some food...Your mom/tia (aunt)/abuelita (grandma) has a ceramic elephant on the living room table...Your favorite dish is pegao (crunchy rice)...You have an aunt who sells pasteles on the side...It could be 100 degrees outside and your mom is cooking pernil inside in the oven...

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Leo - The LionGreat Talker. Attractive and Passionate. Laid Back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Loves being appreciated. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Judges people through observations. Hardworking.
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Well that's the funk elastic, the blunt I twist it The slamafied, bonafied funk on your discus Oh, what you messed with, you got to bear witness Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas Yes I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip I roach it roll the blunt at once to approach it Forward motion make you sway like the ocean The herb is more than just a powerful potion What's the commotion, yo I'm not joking around People learning about, what they're smoking My oven is on high, when I roast the quail Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale Exhale, now you felt the funk of the power now feel the effects...ONE DAY, WHEN I WASN'T HOME, KERMIT CAME OVER AND FOUND MY STASH.......AFTER HE GOT STONED, HE RAIDED MY BOOZEWHEN HE COULDN'T FIND MISS PIGGY....HE WENT TO THE NEXT BEST THING!

Heroes:

Pvt. Carmen Vazques, AliensPedro Albizu Campus, "El Maestro"Desi Arnez, TV pioneerRita Moreno, Academy Award winnerRoberto Clemente, Baseball Hall of FameHector Lavoe, "EL Cantante"Celia Cruz, "La Reina"Tito Puente, "El Rey"Raul Julia, Proud Native Son

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I HATE FUCKING LIARS AND RAT-FINKS AND WHY IS IT THAT'S ITS ALWAYS MEN! What makes me say that? Because right now at this moment in my life I feel like if my emotions are being triffled with and that...
Posted by THE BARONESS on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

My heart can't take it anymore!

what is it about me that man don't want nothing to do with me? How many times must my heart get broken in this life of mine.  I can' t take it anymore. The wanting, the pyning for, the making you...
Posted by THE BARONESS on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:52:00 PST

Hello

Well, this is my first ever attempt at a blog.  Don't know how to go about it so I'm winging  it as I go.  Don't know even what to type, I mean I don't want to take on a personnal level...
Posted by THE BARONESS on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 03:40:00 PST