Watching movies, playing video games, reading, hiking, WIFFLE BALL, you know...AWESOME stuff. I also love playing guitar and rocking out HARD.
I'm a Chomedy Master!
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . Highest ranked Chomedy praiser you arth. You seek out every given opportunity to scream out loud (even in church), and you're not afraid to hurt yourself for the form of entertainment. You praise Arnold Schwarzenegger, and you kick total ass. You're very keen on what Chomedy is. It's good to have you on our side. May the Chom Be With You.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone and everyone who's interested in having a good time (and accepts the fact that I don't drink or do drugs)...people who can appreciate wackiness and weirdness to its full extent...people who get pumped EVERY SINGLE TIME Bohemian Rhapsody plays.
Music:
Buckethead, MetallicA, Iron Maiden, Green Day, Misfits, MegaDeth, Testament, Nerf Herder, Mercyful Fate, Queen, Wesley Willis, Bullet For My Valentine, As I lay Dying, All That Remains, Between The Burried and Me, Norma Jean, Motorhead, Van Halen, AC/DC, Danny Elfman, Ennio Morricone, Dream Theater, Meatloaf, Tenacious D, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, The B-52's, B.T.O, System of a Down, Michael Jackson, John Williams, Billy Idol, Judas Priest, Dio, Pantera, The Scorpions, Foo Fighters, Gwar, Horse The Band, The Smashing Pumpkins, King Diamond, Exodus, Iced Earth, AFI, The Offspring, The Descendents, Muse, Trivium, In Flames, Rise Against, Children of Bodom, Symphony X, Austrian Death Machine, That 1 Guy...etc...
Movies:
EVERY Quentin Tarantino movie, Sin City, Clerks, Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Evil Dead 1-3, Star Wars, Living Dead Trilogy (originals, not the unecessary bullshit re-makes), Aliens, The Magnificent Seven, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Taxi Driver, Gremlins, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, Dumb and Dumber, American Beauty, Old School, Fargo, Jurassic Park, Bad Santa, The Exorcist, Donnie Darko, Rambo, Bill Murray movies, Indiana Jones, The Departed, There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, The Jerk, The Vengeance Trilogy, Goodfellas, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Bubba Ho-Tep, Planet Terror, The Graduate, The Big White, and about a million others...just check out my DVD AF page, if I own it, chances are, I like it or I may just own it for the sake of Chomedy. Kyle's DVD AF List!
Television:
I only watch DVD's of TV shows because the majority of commercials are so damn obnoxious and in being so they make me want to kill things, also every other show on TV is a piece of shit whether it be American Idol, Heroes, or any one of the millions of reality TV shows that America is dumbfoundedly infatuated with, so sitting through television for me is the equivalent of pulling down my pants and letting JAWS nibble on my cock...anyways, shows of which I own DVD's of include: The Simpsons (all 11 seasons that are out), Arrested Development, Seinfeld, LOONEY TUNES, Tom and Jerry, Flintstones, Johnny Quest, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, The Office, Rescue Me, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dexter, Tom Green, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job, The Live Action Tick (shame it was so short lived...), and the cartoon version of the Tick.
Books:
COMICS: Spider-Man, The Walking Dead, X-Men, The Exterminators, DarkChylde, Fear Agent, Army of Darkness, SIN CITY, 30 Days of Night, Y The Last Man, Basically any comic that has to do with horror movie legends/zombies/vampires/other monsters...
BOOKS: Basically anything by Stephen King, A little bit of Clive Barker (Books of Blood!), Some Thomas Harris, George Carlin, Real Ultimate Power, Blackburn, American Psycho, Jurassic Park, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, and i've been known to read Christopher Durang's short plays...Maddox's The Alphabet of Manliness.
Heroes:
A bunch of actors, and actresses like Bill Murray and Uma Thurman, Bruce Campbell, Arnold Schwarzenegger (not the governor thing, i'm talkin' commando), William H Macy and like Mark Walburgh and Jack Nicholson, Jeff Goldblum...etc...Um...Rizzo is my hero for all the wrong reasons. Lenny Bruce And George Carlin. Obviously James Hetfield is also my hero for being an awesome rocker and overcoming alcohol addictions...and Buckethead is my hero for being so friggin' badass on the guitar that it's not even funny (except when he makes his guitar sound like it's a clucking chicken). Also...BOLDYGA!!!!!
