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About Me

~THE ULTIMATE *AN*G* MACHINE~
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... i'm sorry but, FUCK a bunch of this sparkle tag shit! sparkle tag my ass...i mean, i loved stickers as a kid and all but, this is just way to sparkley.
i'm 33 (aquarius, yo!)...not a native L. Alien. i make tv commercials for a living until i find something more meaningful to do. i live by the beach so life in La La is pretty good.
i was originally born up north but, grew up in the "dirty south". i am not a redneck but have a fascination with white trash. the transition from north to south sparked my interest in mullet hair design, white trash fashion & redneck incest. i love to spot and analyze white trash fashion. am i twisted? well, yes... but twisted in the right direction.
i dabble in photography...mostly head shots, etc for the actors/actresses of hollywood. been shooting for 10 years. it's more of a hobby right now but, am considering it as my occupation.
PLEASE NOTE: i'm not the "hand holding" type of friend that is there every step of the way...i'm more like that person that will stand behind you and administer that swift kick in the ass to get you going when you're treading water.
if you send me a "friend request" and i don't know your ass...it would be wise to send an introduction or you will be DENIED, fool!..This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!

My Interests

rollerblading(although i can't stop very well), biking on the beach, sending smoke signals, road trips, collecting vintage porn mags, thrift stores, art museums, photography, spotting and analyzing white trash fashion, arts-n-crafts, decorating...

I'd like to meet:

LARRY FLYNT

Music:

in no particular order: massive attack, thievery corporation, deftones, talking heads, NIN, lords of acid, sneaker pimps, tupac, bowie, AIC, new order, radiohead, emin3m, the cure, RUN, the crystal method, depeche mode, kruder & dorfmeister, pete tong, vanilla ice (just kidding) stone temple pilots, dabrat, biggie, snoop and southern rap yallllll, plus much more...

Movies:

requiem for a dream, at close range, donnie brasco, sin city, you me and everyone we know, the nightmare before christmas, good fellas, natural born killers, snatch, fight club, secretary, pootie tang, friday, sixteen candles, pulp fiction, something wicked this way comes, a christmas story, the fifth element...

Television:

kids in the hall, strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, the young ones, ab fab, south park, cops, most haunted, jerry springer, headline news, arrested development, family guy, futurama...

Books:

i prefer vintage porn magazines...i am very curious about the transition of sexuality over time. the comparison between what was considered pornography 200 years ago is nowhere near what it is today.

THE BOOK IN MY BATHROOM FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE:

"the big book of filth"
by: jonathon green
-6500 sex slang words and phrases
EXAMPLE:

for the term "THE PIMP"
in (late 17C-early19C) "pimp whisk" was used

it meant: "A FIRST RATE PIMP"

Heroes:

my mom. she sent me to the "school of tough love" and it made me who i am today...