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Johnny Uppercut

Hard Work Pays Off In The Future... Laziness Pays Off Now!

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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: esoJ
What did you do last night?: Played Call of Duty 4 online
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: Some Elvis Crespo songs
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: LOL yea
Last time you swam in a pool?: At My God Brother's house in Florida
What are you wearing?:
How many cars have you owned?: 0
Type of music you dislike most?:
Are you registered to vote?: I remember filling out a form, but I never got a confirmation in the mail...
Do you have cable?:
What kind of computer do you use?:
Ever made a prank phone call?: Plenty of times
You like anyone right now?: I like alot of people ;)
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Hell yeah
Furthest place you ever traveled?:
What's your favorite comic strip?:
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Nobody does! lol
Shower, morning or night?:
Best movie you've seen in the past month?:
Favorite pizza toppings?:
Chips or popcorn?:
What cell phone provider do you have?: N/A
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: WTF!?! No
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: No
Orange Juice or apple?:
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: My mom, dad, and uncle at the BK lounge!
favorite chocolate bar?:
Who is your longest friend and how long?: 8 years
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: N/A
Have you ever won a trophy?: Nope
Favorite arcade game?:
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: Nope
Sprite or 7-UP?:
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: duh!
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?:
Ever thrown up in public?: Nope
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: True love... who happens to be a millionaire! lol
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Nope
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?:
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: Nope, I do now!
What message is on your voicemail machine?: Generic
Where would you like to go right now?:
Whats the name of your pet?: Kira
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: Eddie Baur, my sister's currently using it
What do you think about most?: Sex! I am a guy you know! LOL
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Name: Jose L De Jesus
Birthday: December 5 1985
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Chicago
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Puerto Rican!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Smelly
Your Weakness: My Enchanted Shin!
Your Fears: The Reaper
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it to 2008
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ?!?
Thoughts First Waking Up: No... already
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes ;)
Your Bedtime: When I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: My dog Suki (R.I.P.)
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke or Wild Cherry Pepsi!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: What's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Milk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: As long as it has milk
Do you Smoke: Nope, Smokers are jokers!
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: only when I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: ...Sho...wer?
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: Yeah
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Is this a trick question?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not that I know of
Do you think you are Attractive: Meh
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah... right
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE Thunderstorms (bring on the April Showers!!!)

Do you play an Instrument: Air Guitar/Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Again with this "date" thing. What the hell is that?!?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah (Hot Topic rules!!!)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. Thats too much chocolate, even for me!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've takin' trash to a dumpster, does that count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in my bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Almost. Believe it or not, I was too fast for them to catch!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: The worlds oldest active gamer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Drummer in a world famous hard rock/metal band
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy (Pizza!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Gray
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short/Long, doesn't matter
Height: As long as she's not taller than me
Weight: Doesn't really matter (not too big or small)
Best Clothing Style: Goth!
Number of Drugs I have taken: ZERO
Number of CDs I own: A little over 70 (yes, I still buy CD's)
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: I have a Cubs tattoo on my left arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count or even remember
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You scored as Rocker, Mosher, Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


75%

Goth


60%

Trendy


35%

Skater


30%

Prepy


25%

Emo


20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


15%
What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Big Five Word Test Results
Extroversion (41%) moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
Accommodation (35%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly selfish, uncooperative, and difficult at the expense of the well being of others.
Orderliness (24%) low which suggests you are overly flexible, random, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of structure, reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Emotional Stability (75%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Inquisitiveness (55%) medium which suggests you are moderately intellectual, curious, and imaginative.
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My Interests


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Music, movies, video games a.k.a. interactive movies, sports (CUBS RULE!!!) Rocking out, and reading (yes, I said reading!)

I'd like to meet:

Sam Zell, so I could kick him in the dick for trying to sell the naming rights to Wrigley Field!

Music:


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Myspace Layouts KoRn, Megadeth, Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, some Children of Bodom, Papa Roach, 30 Seconds To Mars, Trivium, Iron Maiden, Chevelle, Metallica, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, MuDvAyNe, 10 Years, Breaking Benjamin, Staind, 3 Doors Down, etc.
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Movies:

STAR WARS!!! The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Spider-Man 1, 2 & 3, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Lucky number Slevin, The Shawshank Redemption, GoodFellas, Edward Scissorhands, Payback, The Departed, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Stranger Than Fiction, 30 Days of Night, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (best horror movie in a long time!), the Saw Films, The Matrix Trilogy, Hostel 1 & 2, Hot Fuzz, Shaun Of The Dead, The Butterfly Effect, Snakes On A Plane (It's actually pretty good), The Green Mile (I won't lie, I cried like a little girl when I saw that movie!), Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Super Troopers, Team America: World Police, A Night At The Roxbury, Elf, Swordfish, X-men Trilogy, and the best comedy of all time... Dumb And Dumber! And thats only a few!!!

Television:

Prison Break, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama... if it's on Fox it must be good!

Books:

I enjoy reading very much, but I'll only read a book if someone tells me it's good. these three are my favorites: The Da Vinci Code, Hatchet, And Brian's Winter. Check 'em out! :)

Heroes:

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My Blog

Setlist Revealed!!!

The following is the setlist for Megadeth on the Gigantour:’Sleepwalker’, ’Take No Prisoners’, ’Wake Up Dead’, ’Skin ’O My Teeth’, Washington Is N...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

So Far...

    Well, for those of you that don't know (like 1 person!) I'll be going to see Megadeth on May 6th... yeah I know it's a ways off, but I'm not taking chances and letting the tickets s...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:17:00 PST

I'm On The Web... Again!...

For those of you that don't know, I'm a huge 30 Seconds To Mars fan, and I don't just mean physically! They're in my top 5 Fav bands! Anyway, back to the story, I was on hotlyrics.net and I thouh...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

Who Reads Anymore!?...

Does anybody actually read these things? I know I don't, I just enjoy writing them!
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:50:00 PST

Damn That Stings Good!...

Okay. For those of you who don't know, I got myself a tattoo for my birthday! I finally did it! I've wanted one of these bad boys for almost 5 years now, but I never knew what I wanted... untill ...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

Listen Up...

I know 80% of you losers on my friends don't really like rock muz!k. Well F*** you!... is what I would normally say about a month back, but know that I have that Project Playlist playlist (yes, I said...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:52:00 PST

Por Que Dios?!? Por Que!?!...

><... Man life sucks without high-speed internet! F*** AOL! I want my Comcast high-speed internet back! I had to wait almost 15 mins. for an artist's page to load only to find out that the song I...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:46:00 PST

Vacation!...

Yup. I'm no longer at home. I'm in beautiful Florida... where exactly, you say? All around!. I'm at a friends house now, then I'll be in Orlando, Miami (Congratulations to the Heat), and then my ...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

Don't Go Home!!!

Stop! Don't move! Who's that over there? Oh shit, run nigga! It's Barrett! Don't go home or he'll beat the shit out of you! ROFLMFAO!!! Micheal Barret is GOD! Yeah, we lost the game 7 - 0 but at least...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

Let The Games Begin!...

I finally did it. I got my PSP. I still like my DS more, but the PSP is still an awesome machine in a way the DS can never be. I can put my music on my PSP and Video clips can also be saved as well as...
Posted by Johnny Uppercut on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:34:00 PST