I'm me. If you knew me, you wouldn't be reading this.Memorable Quotes:
"Ow! Stupid comb........that comb has no friends!"
"How do you make it make graph?"
"I wish I was good at stuff..."
"Oh yeah! You smell like stupid!"
"Park next to that Volvo that says Organ Farm....wait...does it....it does! ORGY FARM!"
"I made a smart!"
"I smell pretty!"
"Funnel, funnel, funnel!!!"
"Me: Why does everyone keep saying that?! Ethan: Cuz it's shoved down your pants! Me: Well, it's not on my weiner!"
"But it's not garbage-erable!"
"I meant like like, like like like."
"Dude, our babies are fucking UGLY."
"Am I the lesbian or the black chick?"
"Run, Fat Lightening!"
"Wave you god damn old people!"
"All the Y Chromosome does is make testosterone and make poop jokes funny."
"Narcotics, weee!"
"Hollywood Undead is the only band I know that can use the word "weenie" and make it sound bad-ass."
That's me in a nutshell, if you want to know anything else, just ask. I answer honestly.I AM
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