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Jimmy'sJohnson

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About Me

Greetings, I am Jimmy's penis. I have always had a mind of my own and I figured I should have my own MySpace. What am I like?? Glad you asked….I can be kind of control freak. Jimmy doesn't like that; he says I am always telling him what to do. He abuses me when I do. Like if he catches me on the web cam with you, he's gonna BEAT me good. Is that what you wannna see? I am not really the "outdoorsy" type anyway. The truth is with the exception of an occasional trip to the beach in the summer, I really do not get out much. I am kind of a night owl, you could say like that song ...." I love the night life" Ha Ha.... .. Now before you get any ideas .... YES !!! That is really me on my picture page. . Really if I was going to use someone else's picture I would have chosen one taller and darker don't you think ? But I have been told more then once I am cute. You will have to decide for yourself. I am very polite and always stand up when a lady enters the room. If you do not want to kiss on the first date of course I understand. A handshake is fine.ModMySpace Profile Customizer

My Interests

I am most interested in YOUR COMMENTS So please help me make my little Space here nicer and more interesting by leaving your comments. I will always return the favor. And I am obsessed with SEX as much as any other DICK on My Space, but if you dont think SEX is funny we shouldn't be talking. I am not as big as some of these other dicks, but it's ALL ME BABY.

I'd like to meet:

I do love to meet girls, but I am not shallow and only concerned with appearances, I want to get to know what you are like deep inside. I would love to chat, exchange pictures, E-mails, but be patient, I type real slow.For Email or MSN chat .......... [email protected]

Music:

I really like this song on my profile here. I guess you can tell I am a hopeless romantic. The quality of the sex you have is all about what YOU put into it.

Movies:

I like action movies . " Weapons of Ass Destruction" is a good one. The star is kind of a dick, but, he did all his own stunts.

Television:

Jimmy always has the clicker so I gotta watch whatever he puts on. He likes CNN and History Channel but they put me to sleep. The shows I like are like "Baywatch" sometimes "M TV". But my absolute favorite TV show is on the spanish channel " CALIENTE !". I really like the music. Jimmy is a Democrat, I am a Republican.

Books:

You mean like PLayboy or Hustler? those are books , right? I hate to turn pages.

Heroes:

Plastic Man