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JokeR...

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About Me

.. width="425" height="350" .... WATCH THIS ITS AMAZING AND THE BEST LOVE STORY EVER. THE BEST ACTRES IN THE WORLD LOL RACHEL MCADAMS AND RYAN GOSSLING
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?Take the quiz:
what weed r u most like PICS!

purple haze my favorite shit
u like to get blazed as hell with this good ass shit u r laid back and chill to smoke with
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Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test
Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality Test

My Interests

Makeing music(Looking to become a music producer so u better watch out for me in the near future):,going out with friends danceing the night away,chilling,spending time with my nece and nephew.
You Are a Total Player!
Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro. Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one. For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending. And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. When It Comes To Men, Are You a Player?
Your Kissing Grade: A
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?
You Wear the Pants
You definitely wear the pants in your relationship, and you guy doesn't seem to mind. Your guy seems to worship you, and you could get away with murder... if you wanted. Enjoy your princess status, but don't exploit it too much. Even if your guy doesn't require compromise, it would be nice if you let him get his way more often. Who Wears the Pants... You or Your Guy?
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" .. And ill most proberly want so ill just stick with u guys lol :P funny decent people

Music:

Jazz,hip hop.r&b All Music really except garege music.

Movies:

Shawnshank redeption,scareface,The notebook,A lot like love,Love me if yo dare,Marry popins,All disnehy movies.And a lot more

Television:

Heros,Prison brake,Brothers & sisters.

Books:

Pride and Prejudice,Sense and Sensibility,Mansfield Park (basically most of Jane Austen novel's,harry potter ,baby and fly pie etc..

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: marwa
Birthday: 20 may 1988
Birthplace: london
Current Location: london
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: urmm havent check in like a year :P
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mums from maroc dad from spain
The Shoes You Wore Today: puma trainers
Your Weakness: choclate
Your Fears: makeing someone feel bad
Your Perfect Pizza: stuffted cruz vegggy pizzy :P
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make a million lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: NOOOOOOO! more sleep :P
Your Best Physical Feature: my bum and belly lol
Your Bedtime: when i feel sleepy which is very late
Your Most Missed Memory: summer in morocco
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: urrmmm both
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: hate both of them
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: for fuck sake offcourse not :P lol
Do you Sing: time to time
Do you Shower Daily: absofuckinglutly
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: way ahead of you there
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: time to time
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: there cool
Do you play an Instrument: nope but would loe to play the guiter
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yesssss
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: urrrrm no
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: own my own hotel
What country would you most like to Visit: hong kong
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5"7
Weight: averge
Best Clothing Style: cool caswal
Number of Drugs I have taken: lol
Number of CDs I own: millions
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: urrmmm 2
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quiz thingy another one lol

>1. Have we kissed?: >2. Do you want to?: >3. What would you like our relationship to be?: >4. Have we dated?: >5. Did you like it?: >6. Do you want to date?: >7. Are we close friends?: >8. Would you ...
Posted by JokeR... on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST

everyone read it especally poseres lol

ALL YOU POSERES READ THIS YOU MIGHT GET INLIGHTED LOL  hey whats up. do you know theres about a billon poseres of  lindsay lohan too. i dont know what the deal  with these po...
Posted by JokeR... on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 05:32:00 PST

hey do this quistionair

OK DUDES ANSER THESE SIMPLE QUISTIONS K COOL  PEACE OUT 01. Who are you?02. Are we friends?03. When and how did we meet?04. How have I affected you?05. What do you think of me?06. What's the fon...
Posted by JokeR... on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:38:00 PST