not for those not interested in women plights |
Just when I had forgotten how painful (let me re-write that), how near syncope inducing-ly painful cramps could be after they had taken a year or so hiatus, they returned to make my life more painful...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:23:00 GMT |
silly women, you cant fly kites |
Gwen decided she just had to fly a kite, and we happened to have one. so we went out in my neighborhood to a patch of grass near the community pool. we got the kite in the air twice but there was no s...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 10:19:00 GMT |
my neighbor |
I must admit, I haven't always had the mindset i'm proud of, but i am very ready to say i blame it on my brother, who has bias and an attitude of divide and conquer. Meaning what he said is what every...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
Never meet your sperm donor |
Never meet your sperm donor. They begin to think things when they realize you've passed on their gene, nevermind you also passed on just as many as of your own, Otherwise it would be your clone. Rasin...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:42:00 GMT |
Don't read i you ever plan to date or have sex with me |
At FIU's gym they offer very reasonably priced personal trainers.
so I signed up for one as not to feel like I'm wasting time at the gym doing stuff I don't properly know how to do. Good idea yes?
w...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 19:19:00 GMT |
The thing about a baby |
I wake up every three hours, no matter what
Every two hours I change a diaper
Everyday, I have to sterilize pacifiers
My room has become baby central
my boobs leak...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 14:51:00 GMT |
oh and by the way, you're ugly |
NO i am not wearing a wedding ring, and no it doesn't bother me. No i am in no rush and thank you very much i have given it enough thought. Goddammed kid at starbucks, he seems to have been left on th...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jun 2005 13:25:00 GMT |
Vending machines |
You KNOW it's bad when you come out of the bathroom at a mall to find three vending machines and all you can do is stand in front of them and moan.
"MMmmmm" and after thirty seconds of staring, a ma...
Posted by on Tue, 24 May 2005 13:06:00 GMT |
Happy F-ing Mothers day |
I don't supose anyone here would be willing to put me out of my misery? Perhaps? I didn't think so.I am fat and sick. My throat hurts, my eyes ache and my head has gained 10 maybe 15 pounds since yest...
Posted by on Sun, 08 May 2005 15:47:00 GMT |
