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Katrina

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me



I'm thinking.

My Interests

Looking for Bruce Willis's likeness on popcorn. I have also been searching for Andy Garcia on pieces of teriyaki beef jerky.

I'd like to meet:

Barbara Bush, Ted Bundy's mom, Scottie Pippin and Chairman Kaga. Oh yeah AND Zidane.

Music:

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir Goes Reggae! (This little gem came out around July 1978); ZZTop and Celine Dion Sing the Sinatra Songbook; I particularly like one hit wonders such as Tommy Tutone.

Movies:

"Harold and Maude"; anything by Robert Altman; and lastly, "Ishtar".

Television:

The Iron Chef; Homicide: Life on the Street; Six Feet Under; and Ernie, Kenny, and Charles on TNT.

Books:

SELF HELP: Fat to Firm at Any Age; Do Your Own Dental Implants at Home!; Pilates for Geriatrics PROFESSIONAL: Cost Accounting Can Be Fun; Herbal Viagra Alternatives as a Home Based Business ZINES: Elle; Vogue; Cigar Life CLASSICS: Anything by Kitty Kelley FICTION: "The Bible"; and "A World Transformed" by George Bush Sr. and Brent Scowcroft SPIRITUAL: "Playing for Keeps" by David Halberstam; "The Jordan Rules" by Sam Smith; "Bad as I Wanna Be" by Dennis Rodman; "Sacred Hoops" by Phil Jackson (written prior to Laker whoredom)

Heroes:

Dog the Bounty Hunter, Fulgencio Batista

My Blog

Merriam Websters Word of 07

""W00t," a hybrid of letters and numbers used by gamers as an exclamation of happiness or triumph, topped all other terms in the Springfield-based dictionary publisher's online poll for the word that ...
Posted by Katrina on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:26:00 PST

Spy me a river

I can't figure out how to stop my head from shaking. The marbles are giving me a headache.Maybe I will head over to cbs.com and watch some "Big Brother" reruns.Yeah that's it.NEW YORK (Reuters) - The...
Posted by Katrina on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:43:00 PST

It is not possible to slam enough dramamine

to stabilize my nausea.  Merde.Tony Parker, the Spurs point guard et clown d'ane has released an atrociously lame, not to mention sappy little rap video titled "Premier Love".  KazaamI am no...
Posted by Katrina on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:48:00 PST

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

So I thought I would send a couple suggestions along to the white house in an email concerning Scooter Libby:I was hoping at least that he would have to do some pro bono law work. You know like for s...
Posted by Katrina on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST

Define Casualty Loss

On April 17th, the IRS announced that tax relief was being afforded "those affected by the shootings Monday at Virginia Tech, in Blacksburg, Va. This relief applies to the victims, their families, eme...
Posted by Katrina on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:42:00 PST

Look what god can do!! (EDITED)

So while watching the academy awards last night . . . . I wondered if the same god that gave Jennifer Hudson her award for "dreamgargoyles" is the same god that is putting all the flies on the faces a...
Posted by Katrina on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

Sunday Night, 10.15.06

RIP CBGB. Patti Smith will be doing the elegy.Hilly's moving the club to Las Vegas. Just let the thing die.I channeled Joey Ramone last night and he agreed with me.
Posted by Katrina on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:33:00 PST

I realized the other day

as I was watching an old NBA playoff game (Game 2, Suns v. Bulls) on ESPN thatI still fucking hate Tom Chambers.
Posted by Katrina on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST

It is NOT

goddamned George Burns or a fucking scrunchy.I have to go return some video tapes.
Posted by Katrina on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:42:00 PST

Genetic Mutants

Alright, ok. So what is it with the cutesy hearts and sparkly crap on myspace sites?. Females, you know who you are."I want to live life to the fullest" . . . . "Hey Babygirl" (or some lame variant)...
Posted by Katrina on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:03:00 PST