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Camilo

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You know you're Colombian if...-You dunk cheese in your coffee or chocolate. -There's at least 2 Chivas bus figurines somewhere in your house. -Whenyou can make a party out of anything. -Your parents bring back lots of bocadillo after a trip to Colombia. -You can tell where a Colombian is from just by the way they talk after 2 seconds. -There's one unopened bottle of Aguardiente in your dad's liquor cabinet reserved for a "special occasion", but it hasn't been touched in years. -You think cumbias are the ultimate dance music. -You get pissed if somebody calls you mexcian and promptly correct them. -You get mad when you see "Colombia" misspelled as "Columbia". -When your listening to salsa andyou find yourself banging on anything from your table, steering wheel, lap, etc. -You know Colombian girls are way better looking than the girls in L.A. -You come home at 2 in the morning to find your dad in the living room listening to Vallenatos. -You're good looking. -Family parties go until 5am -Your grandma taught all your aunts and mom to cook and they all cook the same. -When your family makes ajiaco, a given number of residents come over. -When a relative makes ajiaco, you go over to their house. -Not only do you have a Colombian soccer jersey, but also the jersey of the local team your family supports (Millionarios, Santa Fe, Nacional, Junior, etc) -You have more than two last names. -People call you a drugdealer and you are not insulted. -There's at least three bricks of panela in the pantry at any given moment. -You know at least one guy named "Jairo." -Your moms has beaten you with the correa or chancleta -Te encanta el guaro -You know exactly where you were and what you were doing when Andres Escobar scored against his own team. -No puedes desayunar sin arepa o chocolatico! -Wenever theres a family get-to-gether the first on the invitation list are a couple of bottles of aguardiente. -When you have have at least one pulsera of Colombia. -At a family party you find your drunk uncle playing his imaginery accordian to a vallenato -You learn to dance salsa before you learn how to walk -You get extremely mad whenyou hear a Colombian song changed into a bachata by some dominicans -You carry around Colombian money for goodluck -You had sleepless nights because of la llorona -You do la vendicion weneveryou pass a church -Whenyou know the names of all the Colombian soccer players bu tyou have problems remember the names ofyour classmates -Theres at least one Colombian flag around your house somehwere. -You flip out when someone talks bad about Colombia. -Whenyou always find yourself coloring things yellow-blue-red to make it look Colombian. -When you have dedicated a vallenato to someone. -The only thing your really sure about your future is your getting married to a Colombian. -Hijueputa is your most used word -You know your Colombian whenyou REPRESENT AND FEEL PROUD 24/7 OF BEING COLOMBIAN!!!!!

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