TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: PETE
Birthday: A LONG TIME AGO IN A FAR OFF PLACE CALLED.....
Birthplace: NASHUA, NEW HAMPSHIRE
Current Location: TAMPA, FLORIDA
Eye Color: CHANGES
Hair Color: DARK
Height: 4'9''
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: IRISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: WERE COMFORTIBLE
Your Weakness: BEING STRONG AT SOMETHING
Your Fears: RABID SQUIRREL ATTACKS
Your Perfect Pizza: PORQ-U-PIE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: SURVIVING
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "FUCK YOU PETE" OR "PETE YOUR AN ASSHOLE" (THANKS MOM)
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHO SHIT THE BED!?!?!?!
Your Best Physical Feature: MY ONE GOOD LEG
Your Bedtime: NOT TOO LATE
Your Most Missed Memory: I DON'T KNOW I MISSED THAT ONE
Pepsi or Coke: 1 PART COKE 1 PART CROWN
MacDonalds or Burger King: BOTH HAVE A $0.99 MENU
Single or Group Dates: ROMAN ORGIES USUALLY
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WHICH EVER
Chocolate or Vanilla: YOU RACISTS
Cappuccino or Coffee: REALLY DON'T CARE
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: ONLY IN CHURCH OR AT TODDLERS
Do you Sing: MY FUCKING BALLS OFF
Do you Shower Daily: YEAH BUT ITS MOSTLY SO I CAN LUFFA MY STRETCH MARK
Have you Been in Love: I LOVE LAMP
Do you want to go to College: ALREADY DID THAT AND I HAVE THE MBA AND STD TO PROVE IT
Do you want to get Married: YES WHEN THIS COUNTRY WILL MAKE IT LEGAL FOR A MAN AND HIS LAMP TO JOIN TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY
Do you belive in yourself: ABSOLUTELY; I BELIEVE I COULD SCREW UP SOMETHING AS SIMPLY AS A FREE ICE CREAM CONE
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES
Do you think you are Attractive: IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU ARE COMPARING ME TO. COMPARED TO BRAD PITT VERY ATTRACTIVE, BUT BESIDE ALAN GINSBERG I AM ONE UGLY BABOON
Are you a Health Freak: NOT AT ALL
Do you get along with your Parents: VERY MUCH SO
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: THREE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: IN THE PAST THIRTY SECONDS
In the past month have you Smoked: FROM A HOOKA
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: AGAIN WITH THE RACIST SHIT
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO BUT GIVE IT TIME
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I DON'T REMEMBER
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ARE YOU A COP B/C IF SO THIS IS ENTRAPMENT
Ever been Drunk: HA
Ever been called a Tease: NO I AM A SLUT
Ever been Beaten up: ONCE BUT THE PRIEST APPOLOGIZED AFTERWARDS
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: JUST LIKE THELMA AND LOUISE; A BIG DIKE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: MOP MAN AT A STRIP CLUB V.I.P. ROOM
What country would you most like to Visit: THEY REALLY DON'T ALLOW ME IN TO MANY PLACES
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUISH
Favourite Hair Color: BLOND
Short or Long Hair: DOSEN'T MATTER
Height: AVERAGE
Weight: IN SHAPE
Best Clothing Style: COMFORTIBLE
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: NOT MANY
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: THE TIME I WASTED TYPING THIS SHIT.
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