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About Me

My name is Miss Darling, and I AM the Queen of All Fabulousness! A true southern Belle with fire running through my veins. Scarlet O'Hara has nothing on me.
I loooooooooove the BDSM lifestyle. It is deep inside my heart and constantly in my mind. When I was 14, I came across some BDSM erotica written by a female lifestyle submissive. It touched me in ways that only now I can truly understand. I studied about the lifestyle until I was 18. At that point, I entered the lifestyle as a Domme. And I was daaaaaaamn good at it. As time progressed, my old submissive feelings from years past came back to haunt me. So I persued the other side of the BDSM world. I love both with all my heart, although lately I've been feeling particularly Dommish. Care to find out?
Yeah, I'm a curvy chick, but I'm still a fucking babe! I've done modeling for Lane Bryant, Saks Salon Z, and Marina Rinaldi (MaxMara's plus line). Some people consider me to be arrogant and extremely conceited. Jealous bitches. When will they ever learn? It ain't cocky if you can back it up. *wink*
Gotta love a chick with a plan. I'm in my last year of Biotechnology at WFU. I'll work all the way up to my PhD in Regenerative Medicine. I have already been accepted for a position at my dream job. WOOOO!
Another one of my biggest passions is Fashion. I love clothes, but the history behind the trends and designers is what really gets my attention. I am always the best dressed girl in the room. My overflowing closets are packed with the highest-end designer labels, kick-ass designer goth girl avante guarde pieces, Sweeeeeeet vintage, and more bags than any one girl should own!
Let me break it down for y'all. I'm a pretty cool chick, although I AM an acquired taste. But once people get use to my insanity, they absolutely adore me. Stick around long enough and you will too. I don't judge people and very open-minded about alternate lifestyles. I guess my best quality is that I am real. What you see is what you get.
I LOVE to make new friends, but I do not accept friends requests from people that I don't know! Everyone on my friends list is a FRIEND! This is not a popularity contest for me. Feel free to hit me up if you want to chat. I'm extremely intrested in learning about other cultures, religions, and lifestyles!
Everyone who knows me KNOWS that my massive designer handbag collection is my pride and joy. Here are a few of my babies!
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My Interests

~*~Things That I Love~*~

*Designer Handbags, especially Fendi Baguettes(Check out my collection below!!) Only the real deal though. Fakes suck and so do the people that carry them!!!!

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*Smoking Cuban cigars on a porch swing at midnight

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*Scarlett O'Hara

*Grey Goose Vodka

*Caramel Creams and Laffy Taffy

*Chanel jewelry

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*Vicodin

*Pointed Toe Flats

*Cashmere!!!!!!

*Sex and the City

*Philosophy products

*EBAY!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

*People with an open mind and a geniune heart

*Fellow fashionistas
*Roger Federer and Andre Agassi. At the same time. In a fabulous hotel suite with a vibrating bed *purrrr*

*Courtney Love. She's so misunderstood. I just want to give her a big hug and tell her that everything is going to be okay.

*Fellow Shakespeare Fanatics

*Well-Bred Ladies and Gentleman

*Rough Redneck Cowgirls and Good ol' Boys

*Freaks, weirdos, sluts, queers, bitches, kinks, drag queens, nerds, Miss Darling Impersonators...

*I know that I have a massive foot fetish and drag queen following. I've got to meet more of y'all!!!!

Music:

I'm a rocker chick. You know, the good stuff. Guns n roses, Motley Crue, Poison, John Mellancamp, Aerosmith, The Eagles, Metallica, Motorhead, AD/DC. I love me some country music too. Big and Rich, Cowboy Troy, Gretchen Wilson, Kenny Chesney, Dolly Parton, John Mellancamp, Montgomery Gentry, Chris Cagle, Hank Williams (Daddy and son both).

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Movies:

Gone With The Wind, Goodfellas, Dogma, Fried Green Tomatoes, Ready To Rumble, Dazed and Confused, Withering Heights, Intern, Swordfish, The Devil Wears Prada.

***My Fendi Babies***Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Television:

I LOVE wrestling. Sex and the City, Golden Girls, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Animal Atlas, House, What Not to Wear.

Books:

I love to read anything that I can get my hands on. Cyrano de Bergerac, Bio of Coco Chanel, He's Just Not That Into You, The Witching Hour Series, Books about Manners (because you can never have too many!), How-To books, Textbooks, ANYTHING Shakespeare!

Heroes:

Lita, Ric Flair (WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!), Chyna, Trish Stratus, Hulk Hogan, Marie Curie, Cyrano de Bergerac, Coco Chanel, Roger Federer, John Galliano.

My Blog

Dont Forget My Birthday!!!!!!!

I'll be turning 21 next Sunday! Now would be a good time to show me how much you care. *wink* and http://www.kaboodle.com/queenofallfabulousness/all-i-want-is -everything...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:07:00 PST

New Gifts!!!!!!!

Three bags and three pairs of Manolo Blahnik heels! YAY!!!!! ...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:32:00 PST

Breaking my Addiction...

Today is the day that I'll break my years long addiction to Vicodin. No more. I'm tired of being dependant on a substance. I'm tired of scrambling for cash like a fucking junkie everytime I need to bu...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:11:00 PST

Tributes From the Past Month...

YAY!!!!! this is why I LOVE being me. While other little girls are begging for $25 amazon.com gift cards, I'm finding Prada on my doorstep! HAHAHAHA! Beat that, bitches! From Triple T: From Ma...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:29:00 PST

My Grannie Died...

This morning. We came back from the beach early. It just now hit me that she's not here anymore. I'm so heartbroken.
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELLY!!!!!

My favorite little pet is growing up so fast!!!!!!! Don't forget to visit his site! www.fetishave.com. Its filled with gorgeous ladies with gorgeous feet, including yours truely! HAPPY BIRT...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:05:00 PST

Why I Love Rex...

Some of you have asked why he and I have stayed together for this long. Why we keep coming back to each other. I never really thought about it till now because loving him just comes naturally. But, si...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:38:00 PST

My NEW Babies!!!!!

As most of you already know, I collect Fendi Baguettes like some people collect stamps. Thankfully, I have the funds available to indulge my greatest passion. Here are the latest additions to my mass...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:38:00 PST

Goddammit, Rafa!!!!

I'm about to have an aneurysm. He should have had this fucking match won an HOUR ago! He's just playing around! If he spent more time kicking Ciprolla's ass than grabbing his own, he'd have this match...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

As if my Tennis Addiction couldn't get worse....

OMG!!!!! OMG!!!! *pant pant* I CAN FREAKIN WATCH TENNIS ON MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT MISSING THE MATCHES BECAUSE MY DAD WAS HOGGING THE DOWNSTAIRS TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by The Fabulous Miss Darling on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:23:00 PST