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Franckelynnhe Von H.

That of all days is the most completely wasted in which one did not once laugh--Chamfort

About Me

I'm an old forty.


adopt your own virtual pet!
So I took some blogthings.com quizzies because I have no life.
My French Name is:
Ranger Bergevin What's Your French Name?
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
You Are 100% Weird
You're the essence of weird, and there's nothing you can do about it. You make children cry and dogs bark. It's embarassing, really. Maybe if you didn't talk to yourself all the time. How Weird Are You?
You Scored 100% Correct
You are an 80s expertYou never confuse New Order with the Pet Shop BoysYou know which classical musician Falco rockedWhen it comes to 80s music, you Just Can't Get Enough! How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?
Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. How Sinful Are You?
You Are 58% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
Your Dating Purity Score: 64%
You are an under-experienced dater.
This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it.
It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover! Dating Purity Test
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.
Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.
At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. What Temperment Are You?
You Passed 8th Grade Science
Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?
Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom
What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.
Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
You Are a Little Scary
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it. How Scary Are You?
You Are 23 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You're a Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right! What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ TestEffing hell...Run Forrest Run!! (dammit, I feel stoopid...)
You Belong in 1964
1964 If you scored...1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
Your EQ is
120 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
You Are From Saturn
You're steady, organized, and determined to achieve your dreams. You tend to play it conservatively, going by the rules (at least the practical ones). You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible. Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun! Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of. What Planet Are You From?
You scored as Albus Dumbledore. Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering.
Hermione Granger


65%

Remus Lupin


65%

Albus Dumbledore


65%

Severus Snape


60%

Harry Potter


50%

Ron Weasley


50%

Sirius Black


45%

Draco Malfoy


45%

Ginny Weasley


40%

Lord Voldemort


10%
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comStability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.trait snapshot: introverted, irritable, feels invisible, observer, depressed, does not enjoy leadership, reveals little about self, dislikes large parties, feels undesirable, does not like to stand out, submissive, suspicious, emotionally sensitive, not a thrill seeker, solitude loving, likes silence, fragile, second guesses self, negative, unadventurous, fearful, weird, focuses on people's hidden motives, paranoid, phobic, dependent, cautious, avoidant, semi intellectual

My Interests

The cinema, chillin' with worthy tunes, reading, eBay, flirtin' wit' da ladies in da howse (oh god...), traveling in the motorhome, rain, walking in the woods, Middle Ages, satin /shiny panties (no. thongs. ever!!), mountain climbing, spelunking, Halloween, coffins, cemeteries, tall mast ships, holidays w/the relatives, Jessica, Jeda, Tawny and Hannah (my clutch of chicks), making Oreo sundaes for Ms. Purmort and keepin' her coffee hot (heheh..), the Oscars, spendin' time w/my Joooolie, adventures w/my comrade-in-arms Ward, The Quadfecta (Jim Henson, Benny Hill, Dr Seuss and Charles M Schulz), Jenny's butt (w/apologies and a five minute head start to Willis), Diablo II, Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, Planescape: Torment, card tricks, conveyor belts, Old West towns, animatronics, trivia, World Showcase at Disneyworld Florida, St Malo and Mont st Michel on the Brittany/Normandy Coasts, Road Trip '97!!, cool cars, smoking big fat bowls (shout out to my grrrl in Utah!), penguins, rats, wolves, owls, ducks, ravens, spiders, butterflies, hummingbirds, YooHoo beverage, coin collecting, swords, sleeping, squishing the quark, old school D&D, Magic: The Gathering, USAFJROTC, Renaissance Faire, Pirate Festival in Ventura CA, Hentai, Mandy, Mom's Cooking, Halloween, Thanksgiving Dinner and other stuff too when it comes to me

I'd like to meet:

Dudes who'd be cool to hang with, who'd like you for yourself and not judge--George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Colby Donaldson, Adam Sandler ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ Smokin' hot hip swingin' woofuh babes that I digs that would have nuthin' ta do wit' me (naturally...)[older ladies are chosen from their yummier years, to excersize my right to be a chauvanist cochon]---Lucy Liu, Missy Pyle, Peta Wilson, Scarlett Johansson, Evangeline Lilly, Emily Watson, Miranda Otto, Rosamund Pike, Janeane Garofalo, Leelee Sobieski, Bonnie Hunt, Kate Winslet, Alyson Hannigan, Christina Ricci, Tiffani Thiesson, Eliza Dushku, Linda Cardellini, Anne Hathaway, Kristin Chenoweth, Glenne Headley, Audrey Tautou, Juliette Binoche, Lee Remick, Beverly D'Angelo, Winona Ryder, Joan Allen, Blythe Danner, Carole Bouquet, Lisa Kudrow, Colleen Camp, Teresa Ganzel, the Deschanel sisters, Madeline Kahn, Gabrielle Union, Julia Sawalha, Lesley Ann Warren, Izabella Miko, Jennifer Finnigan, Emmy Rossum, Pauley Perrette, Marisa Tomei, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Ingrid Bergman, Sally Field, Laura Prepon, Mila Kunis, Alicia Witt, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Jean Smart, Bonnie Bedelia, Kristanna Lokken, Laura Linney, Samantha Mumba, Holly Hunter, Anna Paquin, Valeria Golino, Norah Jones, Mia Kirschner, Marina Sirtis, Terry Farrell, Nana Visitor, Rebecca Gayheart, Izabella Scorupko, Jenna Fischer, Joely Richardson, Kristen Davis, Sarah Silverman, Joyce DeWitt, Dawn Wells, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Carla Gugino, Parminder Nagra, Emilie de Ravin, Lake Bell, Amy Smart, Anna Faris, Salma Hayek, Jessica Biel,

Music:

Whole big bunches....no hip/hop or gangsta rap crap...Eagles, CCR, Jim Croce, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, Scorpions, ZZ Top, GNR, Spinners, Shania Twain, Foreigner, Pink Floyd, Styx, Journey, George Thorogood, Vince Guaraldi, Stevie Nicks, George Winston, Oingo-Boingo, Kenny Rogers, Madonna, Neil Diamond, Elton John, Steve Miller Band, B-52's, Dire Straits, Moody Blues, Ace of Base, Aerosmith, Kate Price, Enya, Loreena McKennitt, Richard Searles, Browne Sisters, Beatles, Go-Go's, Pet Shop Boys, Eurythmics, Missing Persons, Billy Idol, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Jethro Tull, KISS, Heart, Bee-Gees, Pat Benatar, John Williams, Spike Jones, Tom Lehrer, Vivaldi, Gilbert & Sullivan, Danny Elfman, Queen, The Fixx, Doobie Brothers, Celine Dion, John Denver, The Cars, Yngwie Malmsteen, Metallica, Talk Talk, Barry Manilow, Judas Priest, Robert Palmer, Cusco, Alphaville, Soda, Beach Boys, Atlanta Rhythm Section, Beethoven, Mozart, Foghat, Ashman/Menken, Kenny Loggins, Henry Mancini, AC/DC, Berlin, Simon/Garfunkel, Cat Stevens, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Carly Simon, Donna Summer, Supertramp, The Damned, instrumental Bluegrass, all Disco, all New Wave, most New Age and on and on and on...

Movies:

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, The Great Race, Abbott/Costello, LOTR Trilogy, original Star Wars Trilogy, Dazed and Confused, L.A. Confidential, Face/Off, all Spielberg, all Kevin Smith, all Tim Burton, all Shyamalan, Glory, Henry V, Big Lebowski, Meet the Feebles, anything Muppets, The Dark Crystal, The Rock, Con Air, Jack Ryan movies, Pirates of the Carribean, Master and Commander, Gladiator, Pulp Fiction, Mouse Hunt, Lost Boys, Alien Quadriligy, Poltergeist, The Ring, Thir13en Ghosts, The Omen, The Warriors, Van Helsing, Evil Dead Trilogy, Dirty Dozen, 13th Warrior, Amadeus, A Fish Called Wanda, Back to the Future Trilogy, Glengarry Glen Ross, Sense & Sensibility, anything Eastwood, anything James Bond, The Goonies, Braveheart, Rob Roy, all Disney animation, Becket, Lion in Winter, anything John Hughes, Apocalypes Now, Red Dawn, Reversal of Fortune, Kingdom of Heaven, Mystery Men, Animal House, all Monty Python, all Pixar, Road Warrior, Cliffhanger, The Insider, The Contender, Ronin, Cannonball Run, Victor/Victoria, Secretary, The Shining, Noises Off! Office Space, Patton, Fifth Element, The Professional, Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, Die Hard, JFK, Caddyshack, Poseidon Adventure, Smokey and the Bandit, Sky High, Constantine, Polar Express, Waiting, The Island, Final Destination series, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Matrix trilogy, Gumball Rally, more pending...

Television:

M*A*S*H*, Survivor, NCIS, Deadwood, Frasier, Lost, Sliders, ST:TNG, ST:DS9, Benny Hill Show, Drawn Together, Taxi, Barney Miller, F Troop, X-Files, Muppet Show, Amazing Race, Coming Attractions, Weather Channel, Adult Swim

Books:

Terry Pratchett, Alan Dean Foster, early Weis/Hickman,Timothy Zahn, Ron Brown, Uncle John's bathroom readers, FHM/Stuff/Maxim, Splosh!, Phil Foglio's XXXenophile, Richard Moore's Boneyard, Omaha the Cat Dancer, Christian Zanier's Banana Games, Stephen Ambrose, Stephen King's The Stand, Time/Life (Enchanted World, World War II, Planet Earth, Mysteries of the Unknown, Library of Strange and Unusual Facts, Lost Civilizations, Old West, Seafarers)...er...actually love to read but never make time to read anymore (f*cking internet)

Heroes:

My parents, American servicemen and women overseas

My Blog

This is just a test

Man, it's been too long...
Posted by Franckelynnhe Von H. on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:34:00 PST