lori macaroni

i really only like funny people. all i really wanna do is dance. i can assure you that most of the things i say will probably offend you. man, can i drink. i hate vantriloquists. during a christmas celebration this past year my sister and i set my brother's future in laws' kitchen table on fire, only after i knocked over an entire tray of shot glasses...we will never live this down. the "toy telephone" episode of the twilight zone scares the shit out of me. i like drinking my beverages through a straw...even hot coffee. i think i might believe in ghosts. i like to tell stories, and tend to think i have interesting things to say. i am easily amused and definitely have a.d.d., get distracted too quickly and can keep myself occupied pretty much at all times. i am ridiculously good at reading maps and have a fairly good sense of direction. i am unorganized and i lose everything (um...lori, you know that you're only wearing one earring, right?) but this is something i am working very hard on. i think the words shimmy, ointment, clam, and shalack are fantastic. connecticut drivers suck, and that is a FACT. i remember most of my dreams. i get very competitive at drinking games and you're gonna want me on your team. i love catchphrase. i can cross one eye at a time, which is extremely ugly. i always remember good tippers. i like rod stewart and phil collins and have no problem saying it out loud. i love hot chocolate with an absurd amount of fluff. i like making people laugh. and i already know who i am going to marry. i do, i swear.Dude! You're 100% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.
How Massachusetts are you?
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