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Madame Deux Chats Emporium

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About Me



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A.K.A Madame Deux Chats when im drawing, or Tukatz when im playing hiphop( like Tupac but with more cats and less guns)...Zwei Katzen when i used to play zee german techno ya......or Senorita Dos Gatos when im in a Brazilian mood...you get the idea....anyway I was made in Bolton in the psychedelic 70's,entirely from Warburtons bread dough and Corporation pop later exported around the country via Yorkshire, that London and Bristol, until finally ending up back here in the NorthWest after becoming seriously deficient in decent cups of tea without limescale in it Now living on the edge of the West Pennine Moors, in the shadow of the mighty Reebok Stadium and with lovely views of Rivington Pike, and some good pie shops. Dik dak DOO!!

My Interests

Doing some art when I get a rare chance, playing my beloved records and scoffing Cadburys chocolate buttons...or any posh chocolate, posh jam, posh bread and drinking Yorkshire tea...watching Strictly Come Dancing and wishing I could have been a sexy latin dancer...waaasting my time on Myspace...dreaming of other places in the world where Id rather live...drinking some more tea...cutting up old magazines and making funny pictures out of them...tidying up the mess created by cutting up the old magazines... playing with all my teddies ( with my 1 year old munchkin )hooray for christmas! We might get ( I mean SHE might get)some more toys!!! Gazing at my record collection and hoping one day I'll get to go out and play them again in public...Buying more and more Brazilian music, and then some more

I'd like to meet:

Id like to shake the god-like hand of who-ever invented Cadburys chocolate buttons
You Were A Jaguar
A shapeshifter that understands the patterns of chaos.
You are powerful and move without fear in dark places. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Music:

Music...Mewzik...Moosick... yep.. i love all of it!!!! Brought up from an early age being force fed Blues and Jazz by my record collector/Northern Soul dj uncles and subliminally caught the vinyl bug and learned how to spin the ones'n'twos...henceforth 7 years spent working in bristols best record shop www.rootedrecords.co.uk ...and nuf years dj'ing on the " doing it for the love,not the money$$$ " circuit... AND I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY "EVERYBODY STOP DOWNLOADING AND GO AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT RECORD SHOPS. OR YOU'LL BE MOANING WHEN THEY ARE ALL GONE !!!!!!.....I love all styles from wierrrrd arty electronica to funkinhiphophousejungle...but with any excuse I'd slip a bit of Astrud Gilberto into the cocktail too...mmmmmm Brazil .. I love you!!! I went to Brazil once...i did the Red Bull Music Academy and it was proper ace!, and ive spun wax in Switzerland, Barcelona and Holland too a few times...but ive also played at weddings! and that is by far the most glamorous way of djing really! you get fed posh nosh, champagne, get put up in fancy old stately homes, and get to wear posh rags and get paid a decent living wage for once! Loving the Sonorama label at the mo, re-issuing Brazilian gold....oh and this is Minnie Me's favorite video right now!!! she wets herself laughing every time! freaky dancin bunnies yeah!!!Get Down

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Movies:

Dead Man's Shoes, Amelie, The Notorious Betty Page, Chocolat, any Bond films with Sean XXX Connery in Any Studio Ghibli Japanese animation.. any Jan Svanmayer stuff...Edward Scizzorhands ...and this, by Tim Burtonvincent

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Television:

UGLY BETTY!!!!!! - gagging for series 2... its GENIUS!! C-Beebies ( not by choice!) and for some sadomasochistic reason i watch property programmes especially ones where the lucky buggers move abroad and start an amazing new life in some gorgeous funky meditteranean town by the sea - god knows why i torture myself with that - ill never get a house in this or any other bloody country for that matter! oh well its nice to dream.....

Books:

The Curious incident of the Dog in the Night time,The Melancoly death of Oyster Boy (and other Stories) by Tim BurtonFup by Jim Dodge,Winnie the Pooh books,Alice in Wonderland,The MOOMINS

Heroes:

The Milk Tray Man, James Bond ( Sean Connery or Daniel Craig mmmm) David Attenborough, Johnny Depp (ooh u would, wouldnt ya!),Giles Coren ( is fit!) , Indiana Jones( mmmm! yet again ),my mum,my nan,Spye, li'l J ( mini me!) , my BEST FRIENDS Agent Stoloff, Johanna, Pingu,Annelies the Dutch apple tart, Stella, Gina, Jane the dog queen, Cath H and not forgetting Ruler of the Omegas,Lord Quang of Salford Quays...and my 2 cats, Billy the wonder cat ( dead ) and Queen Pogle,cat of glory ( alive) and Charles Darwin, and whoever invented Horlicks

My Blog

Playing hop scotch with Noel Gallagher

so last night i dreamed that I was 12 years old and in a big old church with paving slabs on the floor, and Noel Gallagher was also 12 and we were playing a game called " Charity shop hop scotch " whi...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:45:00 PST

celebrity siblings

im the same age as ( well born in the same year as) Queen Latifah, Zoe Ball, Q-Tip, DMX and Alan Shearer - what a mix!find all useless info like that about yourself on the wikipedia site.
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:23:00 PST

Im related to King Canute

Yes! its true!!! my family surname goes WAY back to a bloke called Siward Digry who was apparently the last Anglo-Danish Earl of Northumberland and a nephew of the legendary King Canute, who reigned i...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

Maxi Dresses

What da fuk is with this new " Maxi dress " fashion re-hash? ( for those who dont watch Lorraine Kelly in the morning, Maxi dresses - full length down to the ground frocks - have been brought back fro...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:58:00 PST

On the move A G A I N

HOORAY!! HOO-FUCKIN-RAY!!!!! Only 2 more days left in Radcliffe ( twinned with Auschwitz) as my uncle describes it.... off to sunny Horwich to live on the edge of the Pennines and in the shadow of th...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

Celebrity Crushes

I have'nt had a good celebrity crush since Daniel Craig in Casino Royale...but now Ive got a new one HOORAY FOR FANTASY!GILES COREN!! o lordy he's tasty! ha ha, pardon the pun coz he's a food critic...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:15:00 PST

FAMOUS PEOPLE FROM YOUR HOOD

i was watching Trainspotting last night on telly, and there was an interview with the director, Danny Boyle...I thought " ey up, he sounds like he is from my neck o the woods" so i looked him up on go...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:15:00 PST

shampoo for cats

ive invented a new shampoo for cats..its called" Hairball Essences" ive yet to perfect the recipe, and the different flavours..i mean scents.. i'm thinking "essence of new cashmere coat and old fish"...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

SKETCH CITY

I wrote a blog ages ago called PRAMS AND TRAMS about cool places to go in Manchester with babies in tow... and Sketch City is the latest addition to that list! we take Jazmine there every month and s...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO...

I was meant to be christmas shopping yesterday, but frittered away my time in a record shop and bought 2 Brazilian lps...Vera Brazil "tema do boneco de palha",from 1964 and Tropicalia on Soul Jazz...t...
Posted by Madame Deux Chats Emporium on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:25:00 PST