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))<>((

sexual deviant and monster.

About Me

Diabetic, Brown Hair, Blue eyes, 2nd in the milk pop league table.the real gold is in the diary. coming of age shit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Richie Sexson

Music:

tmbg.and then i like what i like.

Movies:

Any old Hollywood shit.

Television:

Neighbours and Doctors. and monk. MONK is amazing.

Books:

Dan Poulter is a fag.

Heroes:

Stephen Hawking is an inspiration,also,FREE NELSON MANDELAoh, and the soham one.

My Blog

All up in your grill

The second day of our france trip was also pretty awesome, all the beer had been drunk from the night before so we headed down to the supermarket and stocked up. The Survivor got so much that his bag ...
Posted by ))<>(( on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:16:00 PST

LADS ON TOUR

So the France trip was a success. There were four of us, Me, The Canon, The Survivor and 5-guns. I got there a day after the others arrived and I knew they were gonna get drunk the night before but I ...
Posted by ))<>(( on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:13:00 PST

Looks to stop traffic

So I'm driving along the other day, and I had to go under-neath the spaghetti junction. Anyone who reads this blog on an even casual basis will know full well what monster lurks in the darkest depths ...
Posted by ))<>(( on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:22:00 PST

Blasts from the past

There's been a lot of talk lately of getting the HG back and running in force. Officially there are only two true members, me and 5-guns, but the survivor is in as soon as he does his abritrary challe...
Posted by ))<>(( on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:06:00 PST

God is not slack

It's been a while since a friday night report on here, not since the bench was stolen from our hearts. It still hasn't returned and as the weather gets colder i think we'll miss it more. Also, some re...
Posted by ))<>(( on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:56:00 PST

Today at the school

We took the kids to the park, and every adult got a sheet of stickers, and we had to give a sticker everytime a kid behaved or did something nice like let a kid go on the swings or some shit. Anyway, ...
Posted by ))<>(( on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

ah shit the bed

those shoes tyrone steals and then flogs, turned out some undercover cop bought a pair from him, and he woulda got away with it cos he says they're all second handed anyway, but they were shoe bombs! ...
Posted by ))<>(( on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST

Tyrone’s on the run

He got really, really drunk one day and went on another one of his spree's and it got a bit out of hand. he's hiding out in some country out in the middle east, he said he's gonna bring down a jihad o...
Posted by ))<>(( on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:44:00 PST

"How’s the hand?"

"Still broken."there are no other upsides to having your dominant hand being broken other than being a smart alec fuck.
Posted by ))<>(( on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:45:00 PST

nnnnnnngh

tales of tyrones escapades are gonna have to wait. i've broken my hand. it may be slow round here for a while but if he does anything big that has to be told, i'll let you people know.needless to say,...
Posted by ))<>(( on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:31:00 PST