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Mike Terudo!

EYYYY JERSEY FOGETABOUT IT!

About Me

Ay Yo, my name is Mike, the pool party master, Terudo. And I am here to tell you dat Jersey is da best place ever. You guys eva been to Newark and Hoboken heeeyy HEY! forget about it! All i gots to say is take your shoes off stay awhile when you get here in jersey cuz it's a place where there's going to be pool parties that have girls and food and more girls and HEY MIKE TERUDOS GONNA BE THERE! And also I love my girlfriend Chastity but she ain't chaste if you get what I mean not in jersey or at that pool party when i date raped her HEY FORGET ABOUT IT!

My Interests

My interests are pool partying, jersey, jersey movies, more pool paties, girls, food, more girls and hey mike terudo! anyways alls i gots to say is fogetabout it because my main interest is running out into the wildaness and canonballing into a lake because it's kind of like a pool.

I'd like to meet:

Ronald Reagan the man who saved the 80s

Music:

Metallica, whitesnake, def lep man def lep, poison, and bon jovi true metal all the way because thats how a 1986 rocker rocks!

Movies:

Mad Max beyond thunder dome, master of the universe, the breakfast club EYYY JOHN HUGHES!, heathers, encino man, gremlins when the little fury shits turn into fuckin gremlins when they hit water just like me at a pool party.

Television:

thundercats, american gladiators, montel, and sally jessie raphael