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Josaphinne

Hippity Scoppity Alp.

About Me



I've moved to Brighton now, and i live opposite the sea which is lovely. Unfortunately, Brighton prices have unleashed an inner hermit when it comes to spending any money whatsoever, so I apologise to you all. However, my house is a self-proclaimed haven for people to spend time by the sea, and see real gypsies at work on Brighton's very own pier. (The one that didnt get burnt down, although we all have our little suspicions about that.) I also live with my recently 3-legged cat, who is probably on life 30 by now but still manages to eat chicken like there's no tommorrow, and play dangerous games with window ledges and seagulls.....they've got it coming.

My Interests

I like finding creative interpretations of 'being sober'

I'd like to meet:

The people who stole my Car. Making me buy into the corporate giant that is Ford, and lining their pockets with £4000 of interest. Cunts.

Music:

On the pod i'm currently sporting a little bit of (hed)pe, 12 rods, 2 many DJ's, The Aquabats, Atom and his Package, The Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Bouncing Souls, Bowlilng for Soup, Bush, Butterfinger, Cake, Capdown, Captain Everything, Catch 22, Cypress Hill, Everclear, Feeder, Forces of Evil, Franeknbok, Garbage, Goldfinger, Guttermouth, Harvey Danger, Incubus, King Prawn, Latch Brothers, Lightyear, Limp Bizkit, Machine Gun Fellatio, Mad Caddies, Marvellous 3, Millencolin, No Comply, No Doubt, The Planet Smashers, the Presidents of the USA, Prodigy, Queens of the Stoneage, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Ska-P, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow PAtrol, Space, Sublime, System of a Down, Tenacious D, They Might be Giants, Transplants, Ugly Duckling, Von Bondies, Weezer and Zebrahead,

Movies:

There are so so many that i could go on forever, I think my film taste can be summed up by the work of one man. And his name is Bill Murray. Long may he prosper. ..

Television:

I have an unrequited and intense love of Dick Van Dyke. He is the Daddy of everything, and i hope one day to procreate with one of his younguns.

Heroes:

Green Lantern. Is there nothing he cant do?