Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener

About Me

How can I bore you today?I'm 21 and I live in Rowlett, TX.I love Jimmy Fallon more than anything in the world so if your trying to get in my pants, fuck it becuase no one gets in my way of Jimmy Fallon. I'm also in love with Stephan Jenkins and Chris Parnell. I'm now a Gyllenhaalic and now I've got the hots for Jeremy Piven. I don't like guys I actually know, I always end up crushed. Valid statement time and time again.

My Interests

Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Friends, Third Eye Blind, The Cure, Everclear, Entourage, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Piven.....

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy again, although I've met him 9 times already! I try hard and waited long and it was worth it. Now, I'd love to meet Robert Smith of The Cure because he is the most gorgeous musician, soul and spirit. I've met Third Eye Blind but doesn't hurt to meet them again. I meet the cast of SNL @ every live show. They rock!! I would love to meet the cast of Friends (my first fav show) Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Piven, the cast of Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle and Charlize Theron.

When it comes to relationships: My Jimmy Fallon cloning machine is only in stage one so if God can be nice and send someone that looks exactly like him to me, we'd be done much faster. But besides that. I just want to find a man who will treat me the way I deserve to be treated, instead of me putting up with bull just because I love him.

Music:

Third Eye Blind, The Cure, Everclear, The Beatles, John Mayer, The Rolling Stones, Resonance, Chris Parnell's raps, Jimmy's songs, Beck, Yellowcard, Offspring, Rob Zombie, System of A Down, Desert Sessions, Britney Spears, 60's, 80's, anything that isn't rap Asslee.

Movies:

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Highway, The Italian Job, Taxi, Fever Pitch, The Scheme, The Art Of Revenge, Evil Alien Conquerors, Saved, Three To Tango, Smokin' Aces, Zodiac, fun holiday movies, fun teen movies.

Television:

Saturday Night Live, Friends, South Park, Late night with Consy, Futurama, The Simpsons, George Lopez, Reba, Deal or No Deal, Cheaters, Entourage, Three's Company (anything on TV land pretty much). Reality shows are sad.

Books:

I Hate This Place: A Pessimist's Guide to Life (By my lovah Jimmy and his sister Gloria), Jimmy's "Snowball Fight", Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger Daughters of the Moon Series, Traveling Pants series, who doesn't like Harry Potter?

Heroes:

Like I really need to say...Jimmy Fallon My female hero, Tina Fey. She's actually the only reason I started watching the show. And he's the reason I want to be on the show.

My Blog

Now That Im Alone Again (The Awesome Version)

I am a baller!! :) :) :) This has been the best summer of my life! Last summer I wanted to kill myself but now everything is perfect! I have three jobs, I work at Blockbuster, I'm a host at Fish City ...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:57:00 PST

Now that I’m alone again

:( My last entry was just a week before Parker dumped me. This is where I am today. I work at Blockbuster and Fish City Grill. I'm looking into hosting at a 2nd restuarant. I've started skateboarding ...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:57:00 PST

Shpadoinkle! I just cant stop doing these quizzes

..> Your Relationship General Stuff Are you in a relationship at the moment?: Yes! For the first time ever. How long have you been together?: A month and a week Is it a serious or casual relat...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:38:00 PST

What I hate about Cockbuster

So, I'm one of those poor college students that is trapped working the retail world. You know it, those lowsy jobs where they pay you a dime to clean up someone's throw up? Yeah, that one. I got a job...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:27:00 PST

Magical Narnia

Well tonight was just a dilly of a pickle! Most people (aka fellow pessimists) assume that no one ever reads what they think is a work of art, yet keep on rambling. Today my crush told me that I shoul...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:38:00 PST

HIDEHO!! Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo!

Is it just me or did anyone feel a change of heart on Monday? Last week it was so hot and I felt like, 'gosh, it's still summer'. Then all of the sudden it's bitchin' cold outside and for some reason ...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:26:00 PST

Well aren't you a little doucher

Please disregard my joy in this post. I just won't delete it because I like my memories. Even though this is a funny one that only winded up in dissapointment. Gosh, I never thought I'd see the day th...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:45:00 PST

Can’t get enough of these golden quizes

A Question Fun SurveyFull Name ?:Vanessa (Not Telling) Birthday ?:August 15 1986 Birthplace ?:Detroit Eye Color ?:Brown Hair Color:: ?:Black Height ?:5"1 (I'm not legally a midgit anymore....
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST

Is it retarded that I...

...cried when 30 Rock won the Emmy for Best Comedy? It got me so much because Tina Fey started out as a big nobody. Her love for SNL and sketch comedy pushed her and all of her dreams came true. That ...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME AHOIEFHioerthnj;aw4isf

YOU can't quit ME baby, Little mistake, but who knows Followed you home, crawled into your window Life is a trip when you're psycho in love And I know.... Followed your friends, you were not there Sla...
Posted by Fallonized - The Major Old School Happener on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:57:00 PST