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Jamie

shakespeareantakeaway

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator...I am a person. That is the only information that I can make public at this stage. For those who know how, the avocado and the watermelon can be only friends if the frisbee is safely deposited with the aubergine...nudge nudge...wink...wink (that is not a real code, if I had made up such a code I obviously should not be allowed in the vicinity of other people). I love the impression of me that this profile will give to people who don't know me... hopefully it will deter random people from adding me... a pornstar once added me... the fact that I accepted her invitation suggests hypocrisy with my complaining of random people; I can assure you that I only accepted her because the sentence "One of my myspace buddies get's filmed having her lulu rummaged" is something that is satisfyingly surreal... on a rather sad note, I'm sure most myspace users can say the same thing, I blame catholicism... because that is ironic

My Interests

(In a semi-alphabetical order) Shakespeare, Theatre, Films, Acting, Writing, Reading and also I am interested in my interests which are listed above.

I'd like to meet:

The man who is actually called Mr. Meet, or maybe even Mrs. Meet, and then I could say "I did meet Mr. Meet and he has feet that squelch in a peat bog" oooh I'd also like to meet a Pete Bog, then I could say "I did meet Mr. Meet and he has feet that squelch in a peat bog and also I did meet in that same Pete Bog, a certain Pete Bog"

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Something musical generally

Movies:

All of them...every single one

Television:

Television...the box of magical pictures

Books:

All of them as well...apart from those stupid celebrity autobiographies

Heroes:

Shakespeare and every Shakespearean actor alive