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I love and hate everything, holding everything and nothing sacred, I bow to roadkill and worship graffiti while profaning churches and doubting theology. I am a student of zen, and a follower of Christ. I weep when I burn the flag, and rejoice when it smolders. I am the patriotic anarchist, the loyalist insurgent, the nationalist dissident, the violent pacifist. I am human.I am the average American. I am on time, in a hurry, too busy to talk, over worked, under payed, frustrated, ignorant, and proud to be. I am boxed, packaged, freeze dried, shrink wrapped, allow five to six days for delivery. I am drunk, high, tripping through the eye of the world in a clandecent ship called purgatory. Take me in regular doses, side affects may include mood swings, sexual disfunction, loss of interest, rise in intolernace, bigotry, racisim, sarcasm, rise in blood pressure, and/or enlightenemnt. I pledge allegiance, keep to the right, wait my turn, share, live and let live, and pray. I am a beautiful weed growing in a bed of ugly roses. I am the average American.
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ninja VS samurai

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOS2v898o0ninja VS samurai Believe it or not after watching this video I was able to make some very important decisions, I hope it inspires you as well.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:18:00 GMT

Jack Ass

My new favorite word is Jack Ass. All my life I've contemplated what single word best encompasses and describes that group of people that utterly annoys me, and I have finaly decided that word is...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 22:10:00 GMT

Haiku

Some Haiku I wrote. Autumn Girl She is like Autumn Beauty ever transposing Just like all the leaves Drifting Leaves The leaves are falling Like memories lost One less tale to tell
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:23:00 GMT

CRAP! Everyone is getting married!

Holy mother of God! Everytime I turn around one of my stupid freinds is getting married! What's wrong with these people!? Thank God I'm not in a relationshit. That's right, relation-shit. That's a rel...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:03:00 GMT

God in Mud

I recently skimmed over a few pages in a book called Hardcore Zen and found an interesting passage that really challenged my personally. Lately I've been searching for my definition of spirituality, a...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:59:00 GMT

Chuck Norris Jokes

Yes, they may be getting old but I still love them. Here's a collection of my favorites: Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. When an epi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:32:00 GMT

God he smells

Im sitting the comp lab right now in the basement of the library (yeah I didn't they ahd computers down here either till like a week ago) and this fucker just sat down next to me and he smells like as...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:04:00 GMT

The Rat Race

Man Im getting tired of this crap. I just wrote another Englsih paper and for what? So impress some pointy headed philosopher? I don't give a flying rats ass about english, scienbce, sphycology, mass ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 21:31:00 GMT

Venti My @ss!

I hate StarBucks! I got this summer job painting houses in PA and I have the honor ofbeing the official coffee bitch, in other words they want coffee, I go get it. So anyways Im in a StarBucks( w...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 20:40:00 GMT

All Hail To Hash!

Yes, that's right biznitches, all hail Hahs! Not that kind of hash, yes that kind of hash is awesome and is wirthy of our praise, but I'm referring to Hashing. Hashing is the ultimate activity and sho...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 19:42:00 GMT