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Melanie

Don't wanna get the mooseknuck!

About Me


I'm Melanie, and I kick babies.
(and if you want have a problem with that I'll kick your face.)
I like tea (but Vitamin Water is my new obsession).
I'm extremely goofy and laugh at myself often.
If you don't share that quality, you probably wont like me.
I don't take much seriously.
I try to see the good in everyone.
All I want to do is make people happy & have FUN!
I like smiling, smilings' my favorite. =)
I'm a dreamer. I remember all of my dreams and I analyze them.
I get deja vu every single day and I think I'm a clairvoyant.
I like gettin' toasted with my Krysta SMB ;)
I don't drink, whatever I do do, I'm not hurting anyone.
There's more to me than you think.
P.S. For the love of god, don't "holla" at me.
I think it's hilarious when people copy each other's 'about me'. If you don't know anything about yourself, you shouldn't be allowed out in public.
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My Interests


Nights out with my girlfrienddd hahah I love Krysta Angelooo, she's my best friend
Me: I don't see why they call it pre-menstrual syndrome..you're clearly bitchy through the whole week.
Krysta: Yeah but they can't just call it MS, because that's multiple sclerosis.
Me: Oh..yeah..
- Krysta and I, on PMS.

I like to get silly and hang out with these goons....

..and that's it.

I'd like to meet:



I wanna meet people who know the difference between Cocoa Pebbles, and Cocoa Krispies.
People who aren't bitches.
People who are capable of intelligent conversation.
People who aren't afraid to laugh at themselves as well as others.
People I can really trust.
People with the psychological stimulance of Charles Manson, and the beauty and spirit of Gia Carangi.
And people who like the smell of their own faaahtz?

Music:

Pink Floyd.
Billie Holiday.
Sublime.
The Carpenters.
Sinatra, BITCH.

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's. Anchorman.
Gia.
Pulp Fiction.
Almost Famous.
Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Television:

America's Next Top Model.
Girls Next Door.
Degrassi.
Boy Meets World.
Miami Ink.

Books:

Go Ask Alice.
Gingerbread.
Shrimp.
Rolling Away.
I don't want to be crazy.

Heroes:


Tyrone Biggums.
George Feeny.
Angelina Jolie.
Pat Tapley.

My Blog

Read this if you think I hate you.

Ever just wanna kick the SHIT out of someone, but just can't bring yourself to do it? Not because you think you're physically incapable, but because you just feel bad?I'm a nice person. I am. I try to...
Posted by Melanie on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST

AFROMAN

So. Yeah. Life. Sometimes I beleive it's a giant suckfest. Sometimes I beleive it's wonderful.Sometimes I wish I'd stop beleiving what I want, and see reality.The only thing is, I can't tell what's re...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:12:00 PST

SUCK IT.

Ok so pretty much, Myspace has eaten my soul. I come home from school, go right on the computer, and log in. If I have no new comments, I get mad, even though I know that it's like 10 minutes after sc...
Posted by Melanie on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

Crap.

 ...Yea idk what to put. I quit.      &n bsp;         &n bsp;        &nb...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:39:00 PST