I'd like to meet Capt Crunch and ask him why his cereal rips up the roof of my mouth. Also, after all these years why is he still a mere captain and not an admiral of a fleet?After that I would like to meet the rabbit from TRIX cereal and tell him his rabbit turd shaped cereal sucks and he's really not missing out when the rotten little kids on the commercials won’t let him have a bowl of his own shit shaped cereal. I think I would also like to meet the dark occultic figure of Count Chocula and observe him feeding upon the blood of a toddler who just recently consumed a bowl of his hypnotic sucrose laden puffs. Do you think Count Chocula may get diabetes from drinking too much sugary blood? These questions keep me up at night