Pranks, rippings and making calls.
Gym, sports n walks with Tom Dog.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who is like minded! (Few you out there haha)
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basics
whats your name?: Jonathan David Palmer-White lol
what do people call you?: Jon or Chef (street/to my close mates)
where you named after anything?: Not that i know of
if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: Chefette (like the girl smurf lol)
do people spell/say your name wrong?: Sumtimes my full name or when i shorten it
if you could change your name what would you change it to?: Hmm..i'd keep it i think already changed it once to pick up my mum's maiden name.
gender?: Male of course
birthday?: 5th February
age?: 20
age you act?: Haha debatable to what company im with
age you want to be?: 18 again please!
height?: 6 feet tall
eye color?: Blue
happy with it?: Yeh
natural hair color?: Brown
happy with it? if not do you dye it?: Occasionally when i get bored
righty or lefty?: Right all the way
family?: Complicated
pets?: One Dog (Tom) and One Parrot (Geordie)
peircings?: 1
tatoos?: 3 and getting my other side of back and shoulder done soon
love and stuff
single?: Currently
who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: Hmm...not sure still waiting for her to find me and slap me face so that i definitely notice her!
are you in love?: To an extent but its fading daily
have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: I thought twice but really just once
do you believe in love at first sight?: Can testify to that one
is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: If you loved the person that much to spend forever together then definitely
do you want to get married?: Maybe but i'd probably be marched at gunpoint
do you want to have kids?: Definitely, i love kids.
how many?: Well 2-3 of 'em, one is jus cruel.
do you believe in divorce?: In what sense? Thats a stupid Q its not Santa or a bloody tooth fairy!
do you belive in true love?: Yes
do you consider love a mistake?: Im split on that one. Watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
turn-ons?: A few. Mainly waking in the morn to find the person you love beside you.
turns-offs?: Erm not sure...def hairy or muscular girls
do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?: Not sure ive been told so a few times but not always believed it. Some members of the same sex have too as well lol.
what is best about the opposite sex?: A cuddle without it feeling dodgy and when my girl mates make me an honorary girl so i can be included in the bitching too!
what is worst about the oppisite sex?: Errm moodswings and im not going to dig a deeper hole there!
are you a virgin?: Unlikely
do you belive you should be in love to have sex?: I believe in my case i need to really have some strong or definite feelings for them first and not just be led by something else.
how far have you gone?: All the way to Amarillo
how many people have you had sex with?: Well thats just plain rude but it stands at more than one
do other people consider you a slut?: Nope they usually say im too picky and shud 'hit and run' girls (well male mates neway haha).
right at this moment...
where are you?: At my lap top
what can you see out your window?: My garden but mainly darkness.
are you listening to music?: Yes the legend that is Ryan Adams
are you lonely or tired?: Is it possible to be both?
use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling:: A stranger in a mirror
are you talking to anyone online? if so who?: Nobody its too late, bloody insomnia!
are you talking to anyone of the phone? if so who?: Nope doubt anyone would appreciate that
what are you wearing?: Clothes
what are you doing?: Answering this thing
whats on your mousepad?: There is none!
friends
how many true friends do you have?: A good number
are you a loner?: When i choose to be
who is your best friend?: Craig
oldest?: Graeme
newest?: Jess
shyest?: Uneasy G
loudest?: Craig by far when we go ballin' on a mad one
smartest?: Errm...know a few smart people
ditziest?: Jenny (my ex-flatmate) by far!
funniest?: Not one individually but prob when Craig and I link up but the ovas are a wikid laugh too or i would bail on being mates with them
who is the best listener?: Craig / Dan / Russ
do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?: A group but dont mind chillin solo occasionally.
who do you wish you were closer to?: No-one
who knows the most about you?: Prob all know a fair amount but Craig by far, then Dan n Russ probs.
who knows the least about you?: Errm some ppl at uni fortunately
who do you trust the most?: Craig
the least?: Not answering
who do you fight with the most?: Lippy fools who abuse or start on you for no reason
who do you talk to online the most?: Err the Sussex Uni lads i think
who do you talk to on the phone the most?: Prob my Mum (such a sad kid lol)as well as Craig and Dan
do you trust others easily?: Definitely not only trust a couple people implicitly
name one who's arms you feel safe in:: I wish there was one
who house were you at last?: Jess and Kry's flat
who's your second family?: My mates
who lives the farthest away?: Friends in Thailand
do you....
smoke?: Yes i wish i had never started though
drink alcohol?: Yes
do drugs?: Not often
pray?: Yes
go to church?: When i can make it
sleep with stuffed animals?: Def not passed that stage a long time ago!
take walks in the rain?: Yeh sumtimes when i want to think and because there comes this beautiful point when you get so so wet you embrace the rain falling down on you.
dance in the rain?: Nahh allow that
do any sports? if so which ones?: Not currently just gym starting up boxing again soon.
sleep around?: No my morals differ to most guys!
lie a lot?: Nahh only selectively if called for
steal?: The odd thing when im drunk
gamble?: No
have you ever....
kissed a stranger?: Yes surely that happens with most kisses when you aren't in a relationship! Once i randomly turned and kissed a bar maid having not even spoken to her, paid off tho ;)
slept with a stranger?: Yes once was enuf to make me realise it was a shit idea!
spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?: Ermm prob when i was younger but was doing that to Nat's little Jaz the other week in the "Dizzy baby" game.
screamed so much you lost your voice?: No
laughed so much it was painful?: Definitely on piss funny occasions
cried so much it was painful?: Yes
gone skinny dipping?: Yes
played strip poker?: Nahh but ive got naked in public having lost drinking games, pool or other challenges on a few too many occasions. My shame ran away and left me a long time ago lol!
had a medical emergency?: Yeh plenty
ran away from home?: Once or twice over nite but always came home when felt like it.
done something extremely unexpected?: Yeh im known for my crazy antics ask me mates
slept outside?: Yeh
been onstage?: I try to avoid it.
deep stuff....
whats your biggest fear?: dying alone.
what was your weirdest dream?: Err...i have many random dreams but recently my grandma dying and it happening two days later.
scariest dream?: The falling dream
do you have a reoccuring dream?: Yeh but i dont want to talk about it.
what was your best dream?: I was happy again.
what IS your dream?: To be content!
do you live in the moment?: I guess but equally i can live in the past
what you greatest stregth?: I can take pretty much anything and always pick myself back up off the ground and come back stronger person for it.
whats your greatest weakness?: Love and being too loyal
do you have a motto you live by?: The Bible Jeremiah 29:11 "For i know the plans for you, says the Lord. They are plans for good and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope"
if your life were a movie what would it be called?: No-one would like a film that dark so allow the question
do you have any bad habits?: Smoking and instigating trouble
do you have any secrets?: Plenty but i wont divulge them here haha
are you fake?: Im real but my smile can be
what do you want to do in life?: Not sure but help people in some way and to have a family.
are you a daredevil?: Yes mainly by means of boredom or a lad-dare
are you predictable?: Rarely
do you keep a journal/diary?: Nahh i have done at real low points in my life.
if you could change one thing about you would you? what would it be?: My heart
if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?: Yeh i'd prob be intrigued by myself
do you think your a good person?: At heart, yes i am even if i dont always come across as.
do you think your emotionally strong?: I guess i had to be to get this far
do you regret anything?: Plenty but you cant change the past
do you think life has been good so far?: No but it can only get better :-)
what do you like most about you body?: Tatoos
least?: Allow
are you trust worthy?: Yes
are you gullible?: Errm only to pranks when im drunk such as people pretending to be ghosts in my cupboards lol
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Music:
Like most music from Acoustic, Rock, Rap, Grime, Old Skool Garage and D'n'B to Trance and Breakbeat.
Some bands and musicians i like (in no order and no apologies for those ppl may not like):
Radiohead,
Sabbath,
Pantera,
System of A Down,
Coolfield,
MeWithoutYou,
Lovedrug,
Glass Jaw,
A Static Lullaby,
Rage Against the Machine,
Guns N Roses,
Smashing Pumpkins,
Nirvana,
Metallica,
Life House,
Slipknot,
36 Crazyfists,
Cyclefly,
Dead Poetic,
Bleeding Through,
Eighteen Visions,
As Cities Burn,
Avenged Sevenfold,
Thrice,
The Colourful Quiet,
The Shins,
Ryan Adams,
Aqualung,
Jeff Buckley,
Iron and Wine,
Neutral Milk Hotel,
Death Cab for Cutie,
Band of Horses,
Dios Malos,
Surfjan Stevens,
The Pixies,
Greenday,
Saturnus,
Atreyu,
Words As Weapons,
Coheed and Cambria,
The Dear and Departed,
The Fall Of Troy,
Clone the Fragile,
Bring me the Horizon,
A Dozen Furies,
When Bullets Fail,
Marilyn Avenue,
Tears of Glass,
The Prize Fighter Inferno,
Enemo-J,
Locust Resin,
Laid To Waste,
Qiyama,
Movies:
Hmm hard question. Love movies and world cinema especially violent asian ones and i cringe whilst admitting romantic french and spanish films so.
Television:
Lost, Smallville, OC,Heroes, The Unit, TKO, Friday Night Fight Night, UFC, Cadfael, etc.
Books:
Dont get a chance to read that often. Favourite is Count of Monte Cristo!!
Heroes:
Hmm hard question again. I guess anyone thats not had it easy in life but who has stood up and fought rather than running away. Bruce Lee, Roy Gracie, Chuck Lidell, Randy Couture, Tony Jaa, etc.Equally my best mate Craig. Not quite the hero in the conventional sense but this kid is the greatest friend you could have. He is the voice of reason in my life always holding me down when im close to flipping and always there for you when you need to talk. Plus the ova kids love y'all too.
