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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I was born, I grew up, I went to various places arround the world, met all kinds of interesting people, and now I'm here. What more can I say.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



The person or persons that invented fried cheese. But if they're not around anymore (and they most likely aren't due to the negative cardiovascular effects of their invention) I'll settle for meeting with Kim Jong Il to discuss his obsession with all things Daffy Duck and his love for Thai satay chitlins and Genesee cream ale.

My Blog

This could be the finest article ever written, Pulitzer Prize stuff!

Who taught this guy's journalism class, Ralph Wiggum?
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:30:00 GMT

Restaurant Offers a Much Better Show Than Chuck-E-Cheese

Man cuts off own penis in busy restaurantApril 24, 2007 12:00 A MAN cut off his own penis with a large knife in front of diners at a busy London restaurant.Witness Stuart McMahon, wh...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Semi cromulent musings from a note found at the grave of Stubby Kaye

Do you know about those girls they're dipping in wax down at the wax museum? Their are strange psudomen in strange psudouniforms driving strange psudocars down the back roads of the Poconos. I saw o...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:00:00 GMT

Fun Times Here!

Today I went to the zoo, then I hid in the laundry hamper.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:57:00 GMT