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JÕKËR

Don't pin a note to me, I do promise to agree.

About Me

I've lost my wallet many times and my mind many more. Don't be racist. Don't be sexist. Love your neighbor, but most of all love yourself. To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems!

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My Interests

everything, I'll try just about anything once. going to the clubs(altough I cant dance). I like to party whenever I get a chance. which is not much anymore, how sad it is.
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


The West
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
Boston
North Central
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
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I'd like to meet:

me when I was younger to ask myself what the hell I was thinking. cool people would be nice. people who dont think there better then every body else.

Music:

nirvana, pearl jam, alice in chains,smashing pumpkins, STP, the flys, rehab, chemical brothers, crystal method, prodagiy, any trance and drum and bass, soul coughing, gorillaz, taproot, seether, foo fighters, nickelback, uhh lots of stuff realy. anything besides pop and country

Movies:

secreat window, doom, preaditor(guy movie), donny darko, FF7,last days, end of days, gone in sixty seconds. vanilla sky, shoun of the dead, GO, scar face, blow, trafic, train spotting, the hill's have eyes( the old and the new). jarhead, the thin red line, tigar land, patton, platoon, hambuger hill, apocalypse now, FULL MEATEL JACKET, the war at home. most of jim carry's stuff. if it's good I like it.

Television:

I dont watch to much t.v. but I do like the simpson's and family guy.

Books:

The dark tower series are my fav. most anything by steven king and dean koontz. lord of the fly's was pretty good too.

Heroes:

sgt. murphy, han solo, and all the member's of A.T.H.F. and every one from my old platoon C.S.R.P., well maybe not everyone but most of them. mike nealson, tom servo, crow T. robot.

My Blog

drain you

One baby to another says -I'm lucky to have met youI don't care what you thinkUnless it is about meIt is now my duty to completely drain youI travel through a tubeAnd end up in your affectionChew your...
Posted by JÕKËR on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

lounge act

Truth - covered in security I can't let you smother me I'd Like to, but it couldn't work Trading off, taking turns Don't regret a thing And I've got this friend, you see Who makes me feel and I Wanted...
Posted by JÕKËR on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:10:00 PST

running up that hill....

It doesn't hurt me. You wanna feel how it feels? You wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me? You wanna hear about the deal I'm making? You *be running up that hill* You and me *be running up that hi...
Posted by JÕKËR on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:07:00 PST

angry chair

Sitting on an angry chairAngry walls that steal the airStomach hurts and I dont careWhat do I see across the waySee myself molded in clayStares at me, yeah Im afraidChanging the shape of his faceCandl...
Posted by JÕKËR on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:52:00 PST

lazy eye

I’ve been waiting i’ve been waiting for this moment all my life but it’s not quite right and this ’real’ it’s impossible if possible at who’s blind word so cl...
Posted by JÕKËR on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:30:00 PST

Venus in furs

Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leatherWhiplash girlchild in the darkClubs and bells, your servant, dont forsake himStrike, dear mistress, and cure his heartDowny sins of streetlight fanciesChase the cos...
Posted by JÕKËR on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST

gravity

gravity on me never let me down gentlygravity with me never let me go no nogravityi don’t pull me downi don’t pull me down on mei don’t pull me downi don’t pull me down on you...
Posted by JÕKËR on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:08:00 PST

let forever be

How does it feel like,to wake up in the sun?How does it feel like,to shine on everyone?How does it feel like,to let forever be?How does it feel like,to spend a little lifetime sitting in the gutter?Sc...
Posted by JÕKËR on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST

sour girl

She turned away, what was she looking at? She was a sour girl the day that she met meHey, what are you looking at? She was a happy girl the day that she left meWhat would you do? What would you do if ...
Posted by JÕKËR on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:37:00 PST

I use bits and pieces of others personalities to form my own.

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me. I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, ...
Posted by JÕKËR on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:17:00 PST