Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the w...
Posted by Javi on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST |
dear penis |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons :I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not get weekends or holidays off.I wor...
Posted by Javi on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST |
true playa |
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to playcards>with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike >dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When h...
Posted by Javi on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST |
mi madre........ |
-Mi madre me enseñó a APRECIAR UN TRABAJO BIEN HECHO:"Si te vas a matar, hazlo afuera. Acabo de terminar de limpiar!"-Mi madre me enseñó RELIGION:"Reza para que esta mancha salga de la alfombra."-Mi m...
Posted by Javi on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST |
the way to a woman's heart...... |
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "couldbe better." This will keep her on her toes, and girlslove that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as asign of weakness. If she grabs yo...
Posted by Javi on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST |
experiencia |
Ella no me quiere a su lado,tiene algo que esconderNo es lo que quiere, un payasoalguien que sea su relajoPor eso yo digo asÌ;Mucha Experiencia para que me oiga este relajo,Mucha Experiencia para bail...
Posted by Javi on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST |
restaurant etiquette |
The next time you're out eating at a resturant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but its what we do, and we do it for the m...
Posted by Javi on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST |
love note...... |
One night a guy & a girl weredriving home from the movies. Theboy sensed there wassomething wrong because of the painfulsilence they shared between themthat night. The girl then asked the boy to p...
Posted by Javi on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST |
50 things a woman should know about a man........ |
50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:
1. Guys hate sluts. 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the ...
Posted by Javi on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST |
i would do this for her................ |
LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES.KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS.TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE.TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL.L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER.TELL HER STUPID J0KES T0 MAKE HER LAUG...
Posted by Javi on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:19:00 PST |
