Animal

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Well What can I say about myself. First things first. I do know how to speak and hold an intelligent conversation with a group of peers. Most believe I am some kind of neandrathal that bangs on a set of drums all day. Not True. I got into acting at a very young age of 8. I had typical stage parents who insisted on dragging me to audition after audition. I landed a few roles early doing commercials for Campbells soup and a few laundry detergents. Then it happened. My big break happened when I got a lead role in a very popular daytime drama in the summer of 1975. I played a doctor who was bipolar and schtzophrenic. My character was killed of in the fall of 1977. After I left the daytime drama I became severly depressed and addicted to alcohol and pain killers. This was the lowest point in my life. I did not know what I was going to do. I had met a nice gentleman on the set of the soap opera who helped me thru the hard times. He offered me a job on his variety show playing the drums in the band. I had always loved playing the drums but my parents obviously forced me into acting. I thought to myself maybe this is a good way to do both. So i got myself into a rehab facility and 6 months later joined the cast of The Muppets Show. Kermit, I thank you for pulling me up from the gutter and giving me hope again. ( hey remember those two transvestite hookers in Amsterdam. YEAAAAAAA). The Muppet show ran for several years and we made a few movies. We were cancelled several years ago but the cast gets back together once in awhile to do special appearances and a movie here and there. It changed my life. Since the Muppet show, I have been really busy. I have toured all over the world playing with bands such as The Rolling Stones, Blink 182, Van Halen (not Van Hagar), Guns n Roses before that douche bag axl messed everything up. I even did a summer with Motely Crue before Tommy Long Dong decided he wanted to come back. I guess his solo career wasnt working out like he wanted. Anyways they knew how to party. Well enough about me. If I recall any others important tidbits about myself, I will include them.