I used to be a boy and run around semi naked shitting and pissing myself. Now I am a man and little has changed. I am currently doing 'a work' in London at a place that 'encourages' terrible television and keeps Yvette Fielding's and Jade Goody's faces from going off.I also do Guitar and Bass and strum them with 'Malone', 'The Rob Deering Allstars', 'Scrimshire' and 'The Benjamin Gentleman Trio' with whom I supported 'Chas'n'Dave' of 'Chas'n'Dave' fame. You may be intrested to note that N'dave is the brother of N'dea Davenport who also has enjoyed a mediocre career singing in club bands.I live and shoplift in beautiful Kingston-Upon-Thames with my gorgeous wife to be, Mary Alice Heap. Mary is good at kissing, sleeping, maths, spelling, suduko, breakfast in bed and Singstar.I have a couple of friends who have drink problems and one friend who is sort of an gay, there's always one isn't there?
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Someone who sells guns. Someone who sells ear defenders.
Someone who can train me to use a gun whilst I wear ear defenders and then I'd like to meet arsehole who tried to steal Amy and Gav's car over New Year. You get the picture.
My Blog
Scrimshire @ The Jazz Cafe
Having it at The Jazz Cafe with Scrimshire on 5th April.
Brilliant gig 300+ strong crowd. It all kicked off when the amazing Jessica Laurent joined us for the big bang that is 'You Will Save Me'. Simp... Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:44:00 GMT