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MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds I have to just say this one thing first off this is the phrase I try and live my life to, doesn't always work though.
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase,
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
Its our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Another little phrase that is from one of my favourite songs
"And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying?There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime."

First things first everyone thinks their mates are better than others but friends are special in their own ways. What I'm trying to say really is you may think your friends are amazing but other people might not think that because they have their own reasons for liking people. If you do anything to harm my friends I will hunt you down and kill you. Take that seriously because I could one day you don't know what can happen in this world. I hold grudges as some people have found out. I use the word hate a lot but most of the time I don't actually hate them, I just dislike them or they really annoy me. Sometimes I don't know the difference and I don't mind admittimg it, sometimes.
I love life sometimes but other times I'm just like GAHHH I neeeed to get away! Life is so unpredictable sometimes but again it can be so monotonous like get up, do everyday stuff, go to school, come home etc etc. I just can't wait until I can just go out there and do what I feel.
I like to go for random walks sometimes.
I love David. He's the best thing thats happened to me in a long time, and has made me stop thinking that all blokes are pervy bastards who fuck with your head. I feel like super comfortable with him and I cant believe how perfect he is. Love you forever Dai :)Basic information about me is that my name is Claire, aka Gonads et all. I'm 18 and I live in a small shitty village called Bedwas. There is fuck all to do here if you are ever offered to come to Bedwas don't the only good thing about it is the people except now it's getting ruined by fucking chavs! I go to Bedwas High School. At this point in time my school life is being dominated by fooseball buuuut when I do work it is in the fields of English Language, French and Psychology. They're pretty damn interesting like. I've got a lovely little car called Deidre. I've got brown hair, brown eyes, average height and I like to say 'there's more of me to love' I'm not the most confident person I know but I do a lot of stupid things and some of them get me into a bit of trouble! I have a very dodgy reputation but I don't think I'm that dodgy! Im a meat packer baby ;) People of caerphilly Im the one who packs your meant every bloody Saturday and Sunday. Enjoy! Bloody hell I've written loads I didn't know I could write that much about me!
I Love/ Like
My friends they are all fucking legends and I don't know what I'd do without any of them. YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!!, Firstly there is Jo shes excellent. It seems like I've know her the longest out of all my mates but I havn't. Shes just a great person to have as a friend. Next theres Tessa my darling wife. Ive only know Tessa for like 3 or 4 years but I'd have to say that she's one of my closest mates. Shes a lovely person not to everyone but thats what makes her Tess, her complete truthfulness. Then theres Steph. Shes stunnin and an honest girl as well. Shes stubborn but it only shows you that you cant walk all over her. Bethannu I have known the longest. We used to go to friggin nursery together for christs sake! Shes a great friend and she gets on my nerves but I love her for it. There's other people I like but not as much as these girls to be perfectly honest. I am a nice person if you don't annoy me.
Other things I love are;
David my cat,
my dog,
my guinea pig,
hedgehogs,
penguins,
tigers,
pirates,
Malibu,
J.D,
gigs,
being dodgy,
Johnny Depp,
my camera
going on holiday,
my room,
picking random things up off the street and taking them home (I don't care if your ashamed of me Bethan I like doing it),
making up secret lives for people I just see on the street,
cheese
speaking french,
El Nombre!
swearing :)
CHRISTMAS!!!!
snow!
Writing in proper English but sometimes I'm too lazy to
Saying "like".
I hate/loathe
CHAVS! They are all fucking knobs I hate them I just want to kill them they are all FUCKING COCK SUCKING WANKERS!!!!!!!,
tidying my room,
when the snow goes
having to go on holidays with my parents,
my parents,
DANIEL SATAN! HES A COCK SUCKER! My new daniel satan is a BASTARD named JAMIE FUCKING WARBURTON he chucked a fukin bog roll at my face n bent my glasses WANKER! GRRRRRRRRRR,
Olives
That shredded wheat advert I dont care about Sarahs mum she can suck on my knob cheese as well,
Childrens t.v,
I dont mind spiders but i hate them when they're on me,
I hate like computer language it jus fuckin annoys me but i still use it which annoys me even more grrrr,
Flying biting bugs, they are the bain of my life,
RELIGIOUS PEOPLE! I'm really sorry if your religious, no actually I'm not I don't care if people think I'm offensive, why do you have to force your stupid beliefs on other people!
Not having my bean any more :( why am I such a stupid fuck who cant look after her own things grrr
Homophobic people
HARRI FUCKING KRISHNA!!! Conning me out of money how dare they!
"Mac n PC" Oh my god! How can one single advert be sooo annoying!?!?!?!
Also I hate people who say their bi if they kiss like a boy/girl. You are not fucking bi you just kissed a memeber of the same sex. To be bi you actually have to have feelings for the same sex!

My Interests

Well I love listening to music, just check out the list below to see what stuff I listen to coz I cant be bothered to write all that crap twice. I love goin out with my mates even if were not drinking. I do love to hav a bit of a drink though whats the point in not drinkin your only young once! Gigs are the greatest! I fuckin luv 'em! I watch tv but I'll just watch anything really I made that television bit up lol. I'll go to the cinema if i can be bothered and have money. Cheers 4 lisnin :)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday: 11 March
Birthplace: Hereford
Current Location: Bedwas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft odd
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black ones
Your Weakness: stupidity
Your Fears: Small spaces, dark, bein buried alive
Your Perfect Pizza: peppers, chicken and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass my gcses
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: urrmmm
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck I'm shatteredb
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: i dunno
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: hell yes
Do you Sing: depends if I'm drunk or not
Do you Shower Daily: yes no matter what anyone else says
Have you Been in Love:&..39;
Do you want to go to College: kinda
Do you want to get Married: i don't think anyone would put up with me!
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: don't think so
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we don't have malls in wales
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but i want to
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: Damn straight!
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not properly
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: i wanna be killed
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: French
What country would you most like to Visit: Antartica to find a gay lover
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown or black
Short or Long Hair: preferably longish
Height: same height as me roughly maybe a bit taller
Weight: dunno
Best Clothing Style: I don't really care just as long as it aint chavvy
Number of Drugs I have taken: only one type
Number of CDs I own: fuck knows
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: none but i want 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too mant to say but they normally involve being drunk

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Depp, George Bush; so I could kill him the prick, Margret Thatcher; for the same reason as George Bush,Jack Black, Kyle Gass, both fucking legends! The voice-over man on The Weakest Link, The E4 advert man and your mother ;).

I would also like to find someone to go for random walks with me. And no that doesn't mean a man, could be a woman for all I care. Just someone to be there for me on my beck and call. I know thats sounds tight but hey what do I care.

adopt your own virtual pet!Awww he's so cute XD

Music:

..:A:..
AC/DC
Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
Alkaline Trio
The Animals
Avenged Sevenfold

..:B:..
Black Sabbath
Blondie
Blur
Bob Marley
Boom Town Rats
Bullet for my Valentine
The Buzzcocks

..:C:..
Children of Bodom
Coheed and Cambria
The Clash
Cradle of Filth

..:D:..
David Bowie
Deep Purple
Dexy's Midnight Runners
Dragonforce
Duffy

..:E:..
Eagles
Eurythmics

..:F:..
The Feeling
Fleetwood Mac

..:G:..
Gogol Bordello
Guns 'n' Roses

..:I:..
Ian Dury and The Blockheads

..:J:..
Janis Joplin
The Jam Jeff Buckley
Jimi Hendrix
Joe Satriani
Justin Timberlake

..:K:..
Kanye West
KC and The Sunshine Band
The Killers
The Kooks

..:L:..
Led Zeppelin
Lynard Skynard

..:M:..
Mad Caddies
Madness
Masterdon
Meatloaf
Metallica
The Misfits
Motorhead
Muse

..:O:..
The Offspring

..:P:..
Pink Floyd

..:Q:..
Queen
The Queens

..:R:..
The Ramones
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Rihanna
Rob Zombie

..:S:..
Santana
Santogold
School of Rock
The Shadows
The Small Faces
Stranglers
Sunken Chest

..:T:..
Tenacious D
Thin Lizzy
The Ting Tings
Trivium

..:V:..
The Vapors

..:W:..
Wednesday 13
Weezer
Wheatus
The Who
Wolfmother
The Wurzels

Sorry but I just have to mention the local people who are amazin!
Kill Carter - www.myspace.com/killcarterpunx

Detached - www.myspace.com/detachedska

November Criminals - www.myspace.com/novembercriminalsmusic

Pilgrims - www.myspace.com/wannabeapilgrim

32-A - www.myspace.com/32a Ell Of A Fro - www.myspace.com/ellofafro

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean, Without a Paddle, Freddy got Fingered, Quadrophenia (dont ask me what it means), Madagascar, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Big Men Playin With Toy Cars or something like that its really sad it made me cry, Girl Interupted, The Harry Potter Films yes I know I'm sad but they are really good, LOTR Trilogy the third one is the best one I recon, School Of Rock, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Kung Fu Hustle, Team America, Sleepy Hollow, 10 Things I Hate About You, Romeo and Juliet, Nightmare Before Christmas, Finding Neverland, Belleville Rendez-Vous and the X-Men films.

Television:

Hollyoaks, Neighbours and Coronation Street. I fucking hate childrens programs apart from El Nombre and Dora The Explorer, The O.C, Desperate Housewives, Prison Break, House, Greys Anatomy and CSI. Christ I almost forgot Jeremy Kyle! That is so fuckin funny sometimes.

Books:

"Besides this earth, and besides the race of men, there is an invisible world and a kingdom of spirits; that world is round us for it is everywhere" - Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre.Yeah I find that quote fascinating, never actually read the book though :). I like this series of books by a lady called Malorie Blackman and their all about segregation in like a made up world and how there are two people who love each other who have different coloured skin. They're really sad books but I'd recomend them to anyone. I like to read like fantasy books and yes I do like Harry Potter. I'll read most things but I do like a good old murder mystery or just a thriller.

Heroes:

I love my brother and my nan so very much. They have been through a lot of stuff but have managed to stay strong and for that I admire them so very much. I love them to pieces and I wish them well in whatever they do. I love them to pieces and won't here a bad word against them. There are some other very special people I wanna mention as well. These are, Jo. I love this girl so much. She's always there for me when I need her and she can cheer me up on the gloomiest of days. She knows about my life better than me and I can always rely on her for sound advice. I havn't got a clue what I'd do without this girl n thinking about it sends a chill down my spine. I never wanna lose her.
The next person I truely admire is Tess. I havnt known Tess for very long but she has had such a major impact on my life and I love her to pieces. I love her honesty, you always know what your gonna get with Tess. I love pretty much everything about her. She goes on walks with me :). I like that a lot. I dunno what I'd do without Tess either. I just love having Tess around. Shes a ray of light on a gloomy day. Thankyou so much for being there Tess.
The next person on my hero/ines list has to be the Original Emo Faggot; Bethannu. Ive known Beth for the longest, Mothers and Toddlers all the way to now like. I do love this girl. Deep deep deep down inside. She annoys the buggery outta me and it gets on my nerves to the max. But then again she can be the sweetest girl known to mankind. I like to give Beth advice from time to time. She likes it a lot :). She does cheer me up loads. Just being in her house makes me go really hyper. Must be the Gilfy Godess! Na I dunno what I'd do without Beth sometimes.
My next heroine is none other than Stephy Steph. I like to show Steph affection all the time. Shes just so lush you have to. Steph is most certainly a BABE! We have some fun times in Psych, this usually involves her doin the work n me coming up with stupid little phrases. Mash up team work like! We're fantastico at fooseball, Ashley and Chris suck get their asses kicked all the time!
The second hero on this list is Monsiour Thomas Roberts. I don't get to see this lad much which is trÃ©s unfortunate. We used to have such fun in the Dark Room in Photography. It was seriously immence. He is so funny and great to be with. I miss him so much now but I know he's having fun at St Joes so thats the main thing. I still don't like Barry lol!
My next hero would have to be The One And Only Callum! This boy is so gorgeous I love him to bits. Hes always got good advice and is one of the most funniest people I know. He can always cheer me up as well. I love his passion in like pretty much everything he does. He is priceless.
My final heroine is the fabulous Emma. This girl is so beautiful as well. She has some craazy stories about Judith that I love. The only times I see her usually is when shes drunk and thats always a laugh!. I love Emma to pieces. Shes just so lovely :)
I've come to realise in the past few days that there are a couple of other people that really mean a lot to me in my life.
One person who my life wouldn't be worth living without is Jay. He means so much to me and sometimes I don't realise how much I actually do like him. I could trust him with my life and well he's just been an amazing mate really and has helped with a lot. I just hope I can be there for him as much as he is for me.
Right I think thats it people so yeah if you do anything to hurt theses people I'll chop your bollocks off and if your a girl then I'll just stab you loads of times, savvy? Thanks

My Blog

Reflecting

I've been thinking a lot today and it's made me pretty fucking sad to think that I may never see those people who, ok, aren't neccessarily my best mates but I still enjoy they're company. Its a horrib...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:12:00 PST

Quiz type thing

..> 1. Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Fave Movie: 5. Fave Song: 6. Fave Band: 7. Most Embarassing Moment:8. Are you single? Taste in music?: Favourite colour?: Whats your ...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:59:00 PST

Letter to Clarence

Dear_________I ____ you.You have a nice______.You make me _______.You should _______.Someday I will ______.You + me =________.If I saw you now I'd __________.I want to ________ you.I would build a ___...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

What....?

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:22:00 PST

Hahahaha funny shit about us girls (btw the top bit is NOT true)

26 things girls love :) 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign o...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

Frindiaus

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food... 'cause you don't have any fucking food in the house.REAL FRIENDS: ARE the reason you have no food... 'cause they fucking ate it all! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

I think you can tell what happened yesterday, no?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOF Last night was GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!! I was quite gutted I couldnt stay up Bethannus coz i had work the next day (aka today) But anyway, I got on stage with one of the bands! It w...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Copied Bethanuuuus Quizzage except it's cocked up!

--> Get resource file-name (06/21/2006)--> [_] go out with me?[_] give me your number?[_] kiss me?[_] let me kiss you?[_] watch a movie with me?[_] take me out ...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

I'm sorry doodlez but this was funny as fuck!

Nursery Rhymes for Big Kids MARY HAD A LITTLE PIGShe kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard.MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMBHer father shot it dead.Now it ...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

Another gig yesterday

Why the fuck is my MySpace being gay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It won't let me:- search for people look on my school profile or post a bulletin!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr But anyway, on a better note, last night was grea...
Posted by Claireiau - Je T'Amour on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST