Things Difficult to say When Youre Drunk |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity2. Anti-cons...
Posted by Stacy on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 01:12:00 PST |
First Day Of School |
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Wanting to impress their t...
Posted by Stacy on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:40:00 PST |
A family of New York fans |
A family of New York fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to bec...
Posted by Stacy on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:38:00 PST |
Beautifully stated.... |
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll bre...
Posted by Stacy on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:27:00 PST |
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans? |
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all !!!.. 2. Yelling at me for barking.I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT! .. 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exa...
Posted by Stacy on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:05:00 PST |
This is about as clear as it gets! |
Cindy Sheehan asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?"
Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?"
Another mother asked President Truman, "Why ...
Posted by Stacy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST |
Just a reminder for me that there's always room. |
Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee
When things in your lives seem almost too much
to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough,
remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.
A professor ...
Posted by Stacy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST |
What Kind of Soul Are You? |
You Are a Visionary SoulYou are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.You are wise and bright: able to reason and be r...
Posted by Stacy on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST |
Your Hidden Talent |
Your Hidden TalentYou have the power to persuade and influence others.You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse...
Posted by Stacy on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST |
