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You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


73%

Eaten


60%

Stabbed


60%

Suicide


53%

Posion


47%

Gunshot


40%

Natural Causes


40%

Disease


33%

Accident


33%

Cut Throat


27%

Bomb


27%

Drowning


27%

Suffocated


7%
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My Blog

Life Soundtrack

Life SoundtrackOpening Credits: We are gonna be friends- the white stripesWaking Up: roots train number one- junior murvinFight Scene: benny hill chase scene- lolBreaking Up: Windowlicker- Aphex TwinG...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:44:00 GMT

An open letter to whoever just stole the top half of the bell on my bike....

Fuck You Too Buddy!it sounds better and looks cooler, so i guess the joke's on you ya cunt!
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 03:44:00 GMT

Whaaa?

Warning!! This is the craziest thing ive heard in a whileSo im sitting on a bar patio today and i overhear someone at the table next to me say, "My mom's a MILF"I look at my friend, my friend looks at...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 20:39:00 GMT

My Best Friend

His name?.. width="425" height="350">..>"Super-Aydahn!"
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:18:00 GMT

More pictures of my crotch

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Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:44:00 GMT

COINCIDENCE?

I used to own a special olympics tshirt which I bought at a Thrift store years ago.  I was quite proud of the find and I used to always say something clever when asked about it. Something clever ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 21:01:00 GMT

Let the good times roll

I was just flippin channels while the contractors are working behind me here and Geraldo is sitting in for Regis?  Who wants to wake up to that? GERALDO AND KELLY?seriously?
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:00:00 GMT

WHATHEFUCK!!??

Just woke up with contractors in my apartment!  They were here yesterday and the day before the day before that.  The first day, I was given like 15 hours notice, woke up with the landlord i...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:44:00 GMT