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whats good welcome to the fucked up world of allard theres not to much to say about my self im an easy goin guy just tryin to live it up drankin partyin just strait craziness if u wana know more hit me up and find out
sex survey!?!?!?!
what is your name? krazie
what is your favorite color? green
Are you wearing this color to bed? ummm ya i do now that i think about it
Are you a virgin? fuck naw
Whats your favorite sex position? i like em all
What turns you on at night? kissin the neck
Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? no
Have you had sex in tha past week? no
Have you had sex in tha past month? no
If so do you remember who it was? no
What is better foreplay or sex? both
Have you ever gone down on someone and ,did they do you? hellz ya im da man
Have you ever been called a tease? lol yea alot
What is better is riding or getting rode? gettin rode
What is your hot spot? my neck n ears
What is you best feature? my ass
Whats a trick you can do in bed? i got many tricks just call me the rabbit
How mant positions have you been in? hahaha i cant even count that high
Have you ever been part of a threesome/would you be part of one? no but hopefuly when i get back from iraq someone will make it happen
Where is the oddest place you have had sex? in the ocean
Where was the best place you had sex? in my friends bed
Have you ever played with yourself? all the fuckin time its lonely in iraq
What is your wildest sex fantasy? for some chick to fuckin domanate me
Were you honest in all your answers? a marine never lies
Would you take part 2 if you were asked? shure y not
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christopher M Allard
Birthday: 020285
Birthplace: san ana Cali
Current Location: Detroit
Eye Color: hayzle
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5"10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: fuck if i know
The Shoes You Wore Today: usmc desert boots
Your Weakness: woman beer and bud
Your Fears: dieing
Your Perfect Pizza: chesse n bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "whats good"
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck im still in iraq
Your Best Physical Feature: my back
Your Bedtime: never no sleep ever
Your Most Missed Memory: chillin wit my boys smokin sum bud
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yea
Do you Swear: fuck yea
Do you Sing: yea all da time in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: nope im lucky when i get a fuckin chance back in the states i do tho
Have you Been in Love: i thought i have
Do you want to go to College: hell ya that shits gota be ez'er than the fuckin marines
Do you want to get Married: some day
Do you belive in yourself: 100% some may say im a lil cocky
Do you get Motion Sickness: naw
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck ya
Are you a Health Freak: naw
Do you get along with your Parents: back in the day i didnt at all but now that im in iraq ya i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea there fuckin trippy
Do you play an Instrument: naw
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no but i really want to i cant fuckin drink till i get back
In the past month have you Smoked: yea a cig
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope cant say i have i dont do drugs up with hope down with dope:)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: naw man i havent even seen a woman in like almost 4 months im goin nutz
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: aint a dam one out here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yea i have done that lol
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck naw shits sick
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope no one ta dump me lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i ran around naked for a lil bit cuz it was so fuckin hot
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: naw
Ever been Drunk: oh hellz ya
Ever been called a Tease: ya but women love that shit
Ever been Beaten up: naw
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: HIGH AS HELL
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: aint got a fuckin clew
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blondish
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: about 5"8
Weight: 112
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: u seriously askin
Number of CDs I own: alot i love music
Number of Piercings: none i used ta have 2 tho
Number of Tattoos: 1 and many more ta come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 joining the fuckin marine corp
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~BTNH~ Krazie Lazy Bizzy Wish n dat nukka Flesh~N~Bone ice cube eazy e and slowly im getin into emo i dont know why She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby
full metal jackit billy madison happy gillmore how high half baked ya know all da classics
Scrubs n House one of the best dam shows ever
dose high times or porn count cuz thats all i have on the fuckin table
ide have to say my hero to me is krayzie bone or allen iverson just cuz both of there lives sucked and so dose mine ive read about shit thats happend to them that has happend to me and thos are the only people that can set a path for me