halp. |
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. -Gene Fowler having quoted this, you now know how far i've gotten on both my research pa...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:58:00 PST |
Sociology. |
I'm sort of interested in how you all would answer the following question[s]. so, after reading my response, post yours.
11] what vision of society do you hold? do you think societies are getti...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST |
card companies should burn. |
i hate cards. you know, the kind that you get on christmas, or for your birthday, or some other event.
they're contributing to emotional detachment. too lazy to put some effort into writing a n...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST |
</3 My friend is dead. [?-11/26/06] |
May Don Corleone dream of color-enhancing betta food. FOREVER.
I found him, floating with his nose up, a lesion bleeding merrily on his tiny little noggin. From that point onward, I commenced to ...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST |
A Look at One of my Fears. |
i have had this fear since i was a child. Do you know what happens when the drain thing in the shower thing gets stopped up? Hopefully, you said "A steady influx of H20-ular material, otherwise known ...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST |
they call me the Squirrel Liberator. |
You wanna know why? because i liberate squirrels from the strongholds of evil smelly alcoholics....
i don't think it's fair to the squirrel that our neighbors caught it, stuffed it in a pet taxi, and ...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST |
Death is cruel and unbiased. |
my two fish have died.
white fish
red fish
light fish
dead fish.
lame, but i had to make it rhyme somehow. and yoshi guiliano pisciotta wasn't red, he was orange. well, red is basically orange...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:27:00 PST |
oh, the joys of orthodontia. |
went to the dentist today. got braces. they're pink and green.
i look like effing Sid off of Toy Story....
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:39:00 PST |
shopping |
hmm. yesterday, brittany, jaimie, andrea, and i went to the mall in wilmington. blew a hundred dollars back to school shopping...although i had been given two hundred, and i didn't get any shoes becau...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST |
they are... |
sadistic yellow-teethed saggy-bellied fart-eating flaccid rectum-sucking pig-nosed droopy-breasted testicle-ingesting bloodshot-eyeballed red and chafed-bottomed one-horned flying purple people-consum...
Posted by [you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons] on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST |
