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I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Prone to excess. Spellbound by intensity.
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls, plunging through barriers & crushing ice.
Protocol and paradigms are problematic for me.
I am an abstract artiste, a concrete analyst, a connoisseur of grandness and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of PVC and corduroy fetish-inspired leisure wear. I rarely perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I run the 100m in under 10 seconds. My stunning floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I once read To Kill a Mockingbird, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to build a pyramid in the twilight.
I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket, try me.
I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week, and when I do sleep, I sleep standing. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are paid on time.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only obscurely sourced vegetables and a Breville toaster. I breed prize winning terrorist squirrels.
I have won bullfights in Madrid, jelly wrestling competitions in Acapulco, and chess competitions at the Kremlin.
I have played the role of Desdemona in Othello on several world stages, performed open heart surgery in the savage and primitive outback hospices of Central Africa, and I have spoken with Ginsberg, several times.
But I have not yet met you .
Are you ready to rock and roll with it all night if that's what it takes to unite some souls....sleep soundly to the echoes of my mind...step right up and grab on tight...
pure of HEART....filthy of MIND.....too weird to LIVE, too rare to DIE....In my dreams we fly on the exquisite RAVEN switchblade of love, skimming VAST continents of pistols and minds. giddy UP. xxxx


Prone to excess. Spellbound by intensity.
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls, plunging through barriers & crushing ice.
Protocol and paradigms are problematic for me.
I am an abstract artiste, a concrete analyst, a connoisseur of grandness and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of PVC and corduroy fetish-inspired leisure wear. I rarely perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I run the 100m in under 10 seconds. My stunning floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I once read To Kill a Mockingbird, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to build a pyramid in the twilight.
I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket, try me.
I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week, and when I do sleep, I sleep standing. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are paid on time.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only obscurely sourced vegetables and a Breville toaster. I breed prize winning terrorist squirrels.
I have won bullfights in Madrid, jelly wrestling competitions in Acapulco, and chess competitions at the Kremlin.
I have played the role of Desdemona in Othello on several world stages, performed open heart surgery in the savage and primitive outback hospices of Central Africa, and I have spoken with Ginsberg, several times.
But I have not yet met you .
Are you ready to rock and roll with it all night if that's what it takes to unite some souls....sleep soundly to the echoes of my mind...step right up and grab on tight...
pure of HEART....filthy of MIND.....too weird to LIVE, too rare to DIE....In my dreams we fly on the exquisite RAVEN switchblade of love, skimming VAST continents of pistols and minds. giddy UP. xxxx

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Ambidextrous peoples. Black-humoured persons like me. Someone who appreciates the beauty in the macabre....the insanely inane.....and the darker corners of the universe. A man called destruction....who'll show me who my god is.

My Blog

personality test.....always a laff

*** THE EVERYTHING TEST ***There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,     purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one t...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:19:00 GMT

i had too much to dream last night

LAST PERSON. 1. You hung out with? Loz, my sexy poledancing diva housemate. we shared sum shiraz viognier and some giggles at crazy memories from last night. 2. You texted? a group text warning peop...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:38:00 GMT

current ponderence....what the fuck is love????

A search part-inspired by a fervent curiosity to find out exactly what defines love.... I seem to have had an episode of amnesia spanning at least the last year....of colossal proportions. So, fuelled...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:00:00 GMT

STAY OFF ZE CRAK........

Knives slicing through hearts razor thick on a cold frosty edge. hell hath frozen over now we gaze into our empty souls. setting aside our heat for thorough gradation. He shall get my sword; the long ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:26:00 GMT

the TRUTH about myspace..........

i hate to break it to all you myspace junkies, but here it is.... The TRUTH ABOUT MYSPACE... fuck, better change pics, post haste!!! but....truth be told, ich gebe nicht einen Scheiß! xox
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:02:00 GMT