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BIG Jim Slade

I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!

About Me

I don't really know what to say without offending anyone but... Ya know what? If you don't know how to use your seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tackhammer because you are a retard.Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat? Richard: No, your face does.

My Interests

Being a Fire Apperatus Mechanic Crown Firecoaches Being and Engineer

I'd like to meet:

Maybe some women who don't make up lies and are drama free... Is that too much to ask? Seems like it sometimes.

Music:

Face to Face, Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, NOFX, old Blink (b4 they sold out) Metallica, Pantera, the Doors, Rev. Horton Heat, Bad Religion, Transplants, Rancid, Dead Kennedy's, Misfits (with Danzig), George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Guns n Roses, Commander Cody

Movies:

Blues Brothers, Animal House, Old School, All 6 Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Most Bond movies, Anything with Chris Farley, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja, Joe Dirt, Crusty Demons of Dirt, all the Dirty Harry movies, Bullett, Great Escape, Baseketball, South Park the MOVIE, Space Balls, Army of Darkness, French Connection

Television:

Mad TV, Dukes of Hazzard, South Park, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Mythbusters, World Poker Tour, Most of the shows I like aren't on anymore... Go figure.

Heroes:

My close and personal friends, My Grandpa (3 wars... WWII, Korea and Viet Nam), My Dad... those who have given their lives for our freedom so idiots like Ward Churchill and other Anti-American/Anti-Democracy pushers can put their propaganda out to unsuspecting youth. GOD BLESS AMERICA. I love my country but, I'm afraid of my goverment.

My Blog

ORAL SEX... Cheap wine...

You gotta copy this link... it's hillarious. http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&me ssageID=1534228&groupID=100087104&Mytoken=20050312144028&set ..1
Posted by BIG Jim Slade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just Read Skulls BLOG about How Our Day Went...

Well just look at the pics and tell me WHAT a retard I am. I know. I am. Well up your nose with a rubber hose than if that's gonna be your attitude. Later all. RIP
Posted by BIG Jim Slade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vote for me in the CALIFORNIA U.S. SENTATE RACE 2006!!!

If you're tired of the same old POLITICIANS and not servants of the people in Washington representing our state, LET ME KNOW. I'm taking a count to see how many people would vote for a young, inexperi...
Posted by BIG Jim Slade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST