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Boardsenseless

About Me

I was born from an egg on a mountain top and destined for greatness from the moment I took my first steps inside the womb of my earth mother, yes that's right I was walking before I was hatched! I have many super powers which I put to good and spend all my free time righting many of the worlds greatest wrongs, like American English, bad manners and people who say 'SEE' instead of 'SAW' it's past tense mother fuckers get it right! Most of you know me already and don't need me to harp on about myself because it's both boring and self indulgent to do so, if you don't know me and really want to know more just ask, I might even refrain from biting you.Online petition - Change The London 2012 Logo
You Have A Type B Personality
You're as laid back as they come...
Your baseline mood is calm and level headed
Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forte
Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people
Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems
You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality? You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've always wanted to meet the Brazilian naked lesbian beach volleyball team, so if you know them give me a shout. It would also be cool to meet a brewery millionaires bi-sexual nymphomaniac supermodel who owns her own football pitch and has a likeminded identical twin sister.

My Blog

Save the Square.

I am 34 and learned important social skills and drinking 'etiquette' during my adoloescence while socialising at the Square. Here was a venue where I could go and watch great live music or great live ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:35:00 GMT

What's your fetish?

 After seeing a program on telly about a transvestite a while ago, being open minded generally curious about things I don't understand I decided to to do a little research into the subject.&...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 20:00:00 GMT

What does it mean to be British?

What does it mean to be British? Well, let's have a look. On the surface being British is all about Fox hunting, Pheasent shooting, The Royal family and stiff upper lip. We hate foriegners and think a...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:11:00 GMT

Arse or Ass?

Ok, let's get one thing straight. Your ARSE is the fleshy (in my case firm, muscular round hairless and sexy) thing below your spine that you sit on. That's right it's called an ARSE not and ASS!...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:34:00 GMT